I told you there was more. Here’s the second installment of the ‘Bungling Thieves’. Just for reference, these guys are in Phoenix, AZ. They’re either currently in jail or out on bail. And I’m pretty damn sure ‘Ralphie’ didn’t have anything to do with it. (And just in case you missed [Part 1])

Hey! Another stoner! [...]

Have I got a great slide show for everyone. It’s not everyday that you find footage in a camera of the thieves that tried to steal it. So in honor of their stupidity for recording themselves right after they stole it AND THEN being stupid enough to get caught, I’m going to put their mugs [...]

Hmmm… I think the most interesting part was that on the ‘Famous People’ table I was between Robert Redford and Bono. Which just so happened to be on Adam Sandler’s left tit.

You are a Social Liberal(73% permissive)and an… Economic Liberal(38% permissive)You are best described as a:
Democrat

Link: The Politics Test

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Intelligent Design… I swear to God these right-wingers are getting more deserving of their ‘cult’ label every day! I used to think this Christian-Fundy phase was just a flash in the pan. But now they’re touting it as curriculum across the Mid-West.
I wish I could convince them to join the Church of the Flying Spaghetti [...]

Why is it so fun to play games online with other losers? I haven’t quite figured it out yet. It might have something to do with how it makes you feel about yourself. You know, kind of like when you go to the state fair. I know my self-esteem is never higher than when I’m [...]

She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years
I know somebody payin child support for one of his kids
His baby momma’s car and crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV Any Given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was spose to buy ya shorty TYCO with ya money
She went to the doctor got lipo with ya money
She walkin around lookin like Michael with ya money
Should of got that insured, GEICO for ya moneeey
If you aint no punk holla We Want Prenup
WE WANT PRENUP!, Yeaah
It’s something that you need to have
Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn’t his

Thought I should mention a blog I found quite interesting recently. It’s called ‘Final Days’. The poster has quite an imagination and I highly recommend taking a look at it. My favorite is probably his ‘Religion of the Week’ posts. His first was about Rastafarianism. Hell, I had no idea what the background was on [...]

If Missy Elliot can shave a few pounds and actually get to the doable stage, then I guess there’s no reason why I can’t change the look of my blog every once in a while. Was getting kind of tired of the ‘curved box’ look. So now this is what the template is. Guess I [...]

Man, I wish I had as much control over the English language as the… er… English do. It’s a self-described ‘best complaint letter ever’.
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Using the “Tossed Salad” metaphor IS probably more appropriate than the “Melting Pot” metaphor. Immigration still doesn’t seem to be getting the attention it needs here in the US. I just got a chance to read the Richard D. Lamm speech about his “Plan to Destroy America“. For those of you who don’t know, Lamm [...]