Archive for October 2005

Too Much Time, Not Enough Crime


My brother is a huge fan of the The Big Lebowski, and especially of the many memorable quotes in the movie. I’m a fan too, just not as much as him.So he sent me this link to a video of a He-Man episode with dubbed quotes from the movie. Some hilarious shit! But this [...]

My maid’s not illegal, she’s just dark skinned


Reading over at WatchBlog, I came across an article in the Republican section regarding illegal immigration. I couldn’t believe I agreed with it. I know he was writing from the point of view that Mexicans in this country are a ‘bad thing’, but his point was still valid.
I’ve written about this subject before, but I [...]

10 Hail Mary’s and 5 Our Father’s My Son


Awwww suckie suckie now… I can’t believe what I’m about to present. Wait til you feast your eyes on Women Behind Bars! It’s a perverts dream come true. I found the link while surfing T’s blog ‘Fuck the Bullshit!’.
There is someone really special that I want you to meet though. Here name is Kelly. Kelly [...]

Operation Shock and Awe…


As you may have noticed the web ring logo on the right side-bar for the “Anti-Housewife Mafia“. This collection of fine and tasteful blogs is sure to keep you mesmerized while you work your 9 to 5 job in that 4X4 cubicle. So please check out the other blogs in the ring as well.
Also, just [...]

Inflation’s Forgotten Victim: Your Neighborhood Stripper


We’re going to have a little economics lesson today, ladies and gentlemen. You’ve no doubt heard your parents talk ad nauseum about how ‘cheap’ commodities were when they were young. You know, how a snickers bar used to cost a nickel. And how they bought their first muscle car for $1500 brand new. Well, things [...]

Et tu, Template?


OK, it took quite a while… but I think I got the new template where I want it. For anyone who was actually reading the blog while I was testing and re-testing, I apologize for the screwiness (like people actually stop to read this on their surfing through BE, Blogazoo, or BlogClicker).
It’s just something a [...]

Back Then Hoes Didn’t Want Me


Now I’m hot, hoes ALL on me. And thanks to their continued patronage a la ‘casa de mojo’, Gangstas & Hugs will be starting a comic strip. You’ll see the main character below, Lil’ Mojo, AKA Todd Krenzbopple. You may remember Todd from his outing with the Bungling Theives Crime Syndicate. Yes, that’s right, Todd [...]

My Kingdom for a Chuckle


Ladies: It has finally come to my awareness that the real secret to a man’s heart is not through his stomach but through his ego. Specifically, finding him funny. There is not much that will inflate a male more than convincing him that he is consistently funny.This does not mean however that a girl could [...]

Girl, Shake That Laffy Taffy


I’m sure everyone has gotten a chance to enjoy Mr. O’Reilly’s show, The O’Reilly Factor. Why it’s a factor of anything, I have no idea. You’ve probably also heard about his sexual harassment law-suit he got slapped with. Personally I hope its the first in a long line of shit that should be headed this [...]

Pass the Coh-voss-ee-yay


Aye aye aye… wow is this blog phenomenon addicting. Almost a month and a half since I started this venture, and this is my 28th post, and there have been about 500 unique visitors (courtesy of Site Meter). I thought would never care who read this, or even what they thought, but I guess I [...]