Linkapalooza - 3/6/2006
March 6th, 2006 by mojotek
Time for another installment of Linkapalooza here at Gangstas & Hugs. Just another set of 10 links you could find yourself if you went wading through the interweb cosmos, but why would you when you can get them here?
- Bruce Willis: Actor by Numbers
Seems Bruce has been working his whole career to fulfill some cryptic prophecy of starring in films whose titles contain the numbers 1 through 20. - The Art of Retouching
If you haven’t seen this yet, you’ll be happy to know that all those big-booty hoes you see on magazine covers aren’t nearly as perfect as they appear. Thanks to Dawn for the link. - Mad TV - Grey’s Anatomy
I think Mad TV doesn’t get enough props for being as funny as SNL. Nevertheless, if you watch Grey’s Anatomy at all, you’ll love this parody. - Anatomy of a Bukkake
If you don’t have any inkling what ‘Bukkake’ means, then you’ll be well informed after you read this article. Article is Safe For Work, but one linked picture is nsfw. - How To Download And Save Youtube Videos
I have no idea if this works, but its pretty interesting, especially considering how quickly some videos have been taken off Youtube recently. The script requires FireFox. - Beer Officially Fights Heart Disease
I knew it was only a matter of time… - Laurie got some new ink
And it happens to be a koi design. In case you missed it the first time around, I’m little obsessed with koi myself, having spent WAY too much on their hole in the ground. - The 100 Worst Porn Movie Titles
One hundred of the worst movie titles porn has ever seen, divided up into categories such as ‘Gross‘, ‘Groan‘, ‘Stupid‘, ‘What the Hell?‘, and ‘The Porn Store Clerk Laughed at Me‘. One of my favorites: “#100 Adventures of the Fart Bitches”. - Ask a Ninja
Have a question? Ask a Ninja! This is one hilarious video blog. Damn, I’m glad I found it. The end of every post goes like this: “Thanks {name of question submitter}! I look forward to killing you soon!” Classic! - Tourettes Cat
Guy takes his anger out on his little kitties. Now, I have a cat, and a couple dogs, so don’t think of me as a cat-hater… it’s just funny to see their reactions sometimes :). Plus, I’m pretty sure this is just some kid that was home alone and decided to terrorize his family’s cat.
Oh please find me here. Well, not here, but on another one of these lists? Perhaps in the future. If you ever do one of these in the future. I can’t see into the future, but perhaps you were planning to do one, and needed one last link, and were too tired to connect to your internet through dial-up, and thought, if only someone would just SEND me their link, then I could be done with this infernal list…
Oh, not. Just thought I’d suggest it, you know… just in case…
Why do I feel like I just wasted everyone’s time? Oh, nevermind…
all right! I love beer! I mean, for its medicinal purposes only of course. :D
Yes!
I’ve always had TONS of questions for ninjas, but they were always just to damned stealthy to catch up with and ask.
Now I can.
Thanks dude!
This was GREAT. I just got into youtube.
Excellent links, buddy! I especially found the retouching site very interesting. The tourettes cat is pretty disturbing, but funny as hell.
USELESS MAN: I will definitely consider it. I don’t do these lists of links all that often, but when I do, I’ll make sure and give your blog a spin. I stopped by and really liked the posts!
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Dawn: Of course… what other purposes besides medicinal are there?
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Zombie: Me too! It’s like you can only get about half a question out before they disappear right in front of you. Crazy!
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Ignatius: Thanks! Me too… youtube seems to be the front runner in the social video scene so far.
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Phoenix: Thanks! I thought the retouching site was cool as hell too. Makes you understand that models don’t really have perfect skin and zero fat rolls. Hell, with a lot of retouching I could be a model… ok, maybe that’s pushing it.
You are too kind. No, seriously… You are.
For fun, feel free to send us a question anytime. We answer all that are submitted. And we’re so much easier to catch than a ninja… mostly because we are mostly lazy and some of us are fat.
Thanks again.
USELESS MAN: If I can come up with a question worthy of submitting, I will definitely do that.
That Bukkake article was great. Especially when he interviewed “Kid Red” who just went to jack off to Hustler magazine in the bleachers. What’s the point?
However, if I were going to interview people in the porn industry to see WHY they did some of the weird shit they do, it wouldn’t be the people of bukkake. It would be the people who like to be pissed and pooped on. How in the hell did piss and shit get related to sex? At least jiz is relevant. For the record, I could NEVER participate in Bukkake. Not only because I wouldn’t want 91 dudes shooting their kids all over my head, but my eyeballs are allergic. True story.
Great links!!
April: Wow, you read the whole Bukkake article? I’m impressed. It was actually kind of interesting… although the crazy hispanic dude was a little much for me.
And news flash: APRIL’S EYEBALLS ARE ALLERGIC TO JIZZ!
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They were talking about the Tourettes Cat video this morning on Opie and Anthony. I just had to come back to your site to take another look. That shit is funny as hell.
JJ: I’m flattered you remembered to come here for such a wholesome video…