A few months ago I had started reading a blog called “site name removed“. It was funny and the author had a dry and sick sense of humor I really enjoyed. Apparently a few too many people found out about it at his place of employment, and he didn’t want to risk any managerial backlash so he started a new project called BlogLaughs. I’m really excited about this endeavor. The tagline for the blog is: “In Search of the Funniest Blogs on the Net …” Which is quite an undertaking in and of itself.

I'll admit it. My brothers and I have a problem with gas. I gave my gaseousness a nod in my obsessions and quirks post, but I don't think that really gave it justice. Sure, I mentioned how me and my siblings can clear whole sections of bleachers with our odiferous emissions, but I probably didn't give the impression that this is an everyday thing.

This is for JJ…

“Tragedy follows Triumph at NCAA Championship Game.”

AP; Rueters: Shortly after Florida’s win over UCLA Monday night in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Championship game, Florida forward Joakim Noah turned the scene from one of jubilation to one of grim disgust that will haunt the city of Indianapolis from years to come. It appeared that Noah picked up a random 8-year-old Florida fan and bodyslammed him to the wood floor during the after-game celebration. The young boy died on the floor shortly after due to heavy trauma to the head and a broken neck. Noah, the star sophomore on Florida’s basketball team, appeared unphased by his actions against the 8-year-old boy and began playing air guitar over the quivering boys’ body.

Ok, ok… it’s been quite a while since my last post. And according to my records, I haven’t gone over a week without posting since the beginning of December 2005. And that was only seven days. It’s been eight days since I wrote about the mis-directed bitch who has too much time on her hands.

I’d just like to share with all of you this darling email I received this week. Please enjoy Ms. Cobb’s words, and then endulge in my ever so eloquent response:

Kathy Cobb wrote:
I have reported this site to PETA as well as the Internet Crimes Division and
the Humane Society.

This is regarding the Tourettes Cat. You should not be showing videos that
depict verbal and/or physical abuse of any animal or that encourages such
abuse.

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