Archive for November 2006

Kim Jong Il will no longer get his iPod fix


I love my iPod. I’m not shy about that fact. So it comes as no surprise that I am sympathetic to the pain Kim Jong Il is about to endure in the coming months.
Seems the U.S. government is trying a new tactic to get the attention of North Korea. Apparently, those pesky [...]

Skull Tattoo on Da Face


Let’s say you’re one of those people that’s full of angst about life. Everything is hard. Life is misery, and there’s just no end to it. What do you do? Well, you could join a cooking class for one. Or you could go ahead and get an anatomically correct tattoo [...]

Gonna’ Give it All 10 Inches


My band, Mojo and the Rectum Wreckers, has just produced its first album titled “Gonna’ Give It All 10 Inches“. We’re a little low on our distribution budget, so all we were able to produce for this printing were cassettes. Here’s a picture of the first one off the presses:

Can’t wait to [...]

Diaper lovers agree: G&H Rocks!


I was doing my usual browsing of the feed stats over at Feedburner, and decided to see if anyone had signed up for the email version of the G&H feed (You can subscribe too!). To my surprise, there was a sole subscriber! I was ecstatic. I couldn’t control myself. Who could [...]

St. Pierre Upsets Hughes in UFC 65


I didn’t get to see UFC 65, but someone sent me an email via the contact form and left me this little gem:
“jhghgjg wrote:
sorry matt lost nooooooooo
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Well, I’m not sure if it’s “noooooooooooooooooottttttt cooooooooooooooooolllllllllllll” that Matt Hughes lost to Georges St. Pierre, but I do think its interesting. Especially since St. Pierre was ’sort [...]

Quote of the Day - Island Naming


David Amulet always has great satirical writing over at his blog, so its no surprise that I’ve snagged today’s Quote of the Day from one of his posts. Here’s the setup: a new island has formed in the South Pacific and there’s some speculation about what to name it. After giving us some [...]

Amateur Drummer - Lasse Gjertsen


I’m all about original content on the internet. I first found this video on Ebaum’s World, and was really frustrated with how hard it was to hunt down the original author and video. Notice I didn’t link to Ebaum’s World. That’s because the site copied the video completely and put their shmarmy [...]

Michigan fans prepare for party behind enemy lines


A coworker of mine just sent this to me via email. Her husband is a big Michigan fan, and they’ll both be at the game. The email is from a Michigan Alumni group that will be attending the Michigan-Ohio State game. Apparently they’ve been to one of these games before.
“…We know [...]

Hughes or St. Pierre in UFC 65?


So who’s going to win this one? Matt Hughes or Georges St. Pierre in UFC 65? Watching Hughes’ last fight, I was one of those hoping he’d knock B.J. Penn the fuck out. He finally did it, but it was in the third round and Hughes had trouble taking Penn down for [...]

This is your life - Quiz Answers


Although no one even ventured a guess, a promise is a promise. I said I’d list the 5 things on this list that I hadn’t really done, and here they are:
01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink
Do I look like I could afford to buy everyone in a bar a drink at the [...]