Office Wall Booger
A coworker pointed out this nasty little booger outside my office before I left on Friday. It was green with a hint of red. Seems someone must have had a little nose bleed problem before he or she flicked this puppy on the wall. I took the liberty of labeling the evidence in case you didn’t know what it was.
Check out the little “hook” at the top. Quite the puzzling booger feature. I wonder what “picking technique” was used to keep the hook intact. This next picture gives you a little perspective on how close the boogie offender was to my office door. Two feet to the right and it could have been an even bigger disaster. It could have landed right on my desk’s ‘Outbox’. Not that there would have been many documents in there to booger-up.
The coworker that pointed the offending booger out also had some guesses on who could have flicked it into its current location. Turns out she thinks it could have been the head boss. And when I thought about it, he probably had motive and opportunity. Motive, because he likes to randomly pick at places on his body that are inappropriate in a work environment, and opportunity because he walks past that particular piece of wall more than anyone else.
Does anyone else have a good office booger story?
Okay, I had to skim that because it was pretty much the grossest thing ever.
Did you know that your blogger profile links to a nonexistent index.html page? It gives me a nice 404 error. :)
Diesel: Yeah… when I made the close ups I threw up in my mouth a little bit.
And thanks for the heads up about Blogger, I went ahead and fixed the link in my profile.
that is the nastiest booger I’ve ever seen IN MY LIFE! lmao!
Webmiztris: It’s making me nauseous every time I load this page to respond to a comment. I might have to stop responding if I blow chunks all over my keyboard.
gee, thanks…
Robguy: Hey, that would be considered art in some circles.
How about a bitch-boss leaving a George Foreman(tm) grill covered in chickenfat for the Peons to clean?
Or the oozing defrosting salmonella chicken of death in the employee fridge? Boogers galore, that one.
This was at a museum, btw. Ya know, smart people ‘n stuff?
A real quote: “When YOU’RE a curator, YOU can get the staff to clean YOUR dishes.”
Lcromagnon: I’m sorry to say that you’ve just made me really glad I didn’t pursue a career in academia or research… what a bitch of a boss.
jiggaa please dat shiz is nazzzd