Archive for April 2007

SNL: If You Don’t Have the Money, Don’t Buy It


I don’t know about you, but this video really struck a cord for me. At first it was a difficult concept to grasp. But then I realized that if you don’t have the money to buy something, hoping you’ll have the money later doesn’t mean you will. Take my college education for example. […]

Quote of the Day - Parfaits Are Always Frustrating


I’ll have to thank a couple of my coworkers for this beauty. That is, whenever I’m stupid enough to let my coworkers know about this little productivity-waster I call a blog. Here’s the set up:
Coworker one walks into the office first thing this morning with a yogurt parfait from McDonald’s. I’m sure it [...]

Humor from within my blogging circle


I like to think this here blog is funny at times. But some days I just can’t think of a damn funny thing to write about. That’s when I start perusing my blog roll for inspiration. Turns out that’s not always successful, but it never fails that I find some posts that [...]

Maui Onion and Garlic Almonds Cause Halitosis


Yesterday was Easter. My girlfriend got an Easter basket when she went home to visit her mom. I was stuck at home working on a project for school, so I couldn’t go. My girlfriend’s mom is holding my Easter basket hostage until I come visit again. So I got to stare [...]

I’m a Universal Genius


I’m a “Universal Genius”. And I say that in the most humble way possible. But how do I know this? Well, I took an internet quiz of course! Check out the snazzy new proof of my intellectual prowess:

A 142 IQ isn’t that high you say? Well, I may not be [...]