I’m a Universal Genius
I’m a “Universal Genius”. And I say that in the most humble way possible. But how do I know this? Well, I took an internet quiz of course! Check out the snazzy new proof of my intellectual prowess:
A 142 IQ isn’t that high you say? Well, I may not be up there with Einstein or Hawking, but I’m about twice as smart as that movie hack Forrest Gump. I think the school principal had a chart that put his IQ around 70, which is mildly retarded. So let’s see how my gargantuan intellect has faired me thus far in this expedition we call life, after the jump:
I win! In the end its all about whether or not you’re smart enough to blog. Or rather, smart enough to blog and clutter up your blog with ads that blog readers constantly complain about. Take that Forrest Gump! You semi-retarded pansy!
Disclaimer: Internet IQ tests are full of shit and have a typical margin of error around +/-500%.
“Check out the snazzy new proof of *my my* intellectual prowess:”
I’m going to guess that it was on porpoise.
Robguy: No I didn’t do it on porpoise… leave it to you to catch all my grammar mistakes. Mistake eradicated!
I’m afraid to take one of those tests. If it doesn’t have any sports questions, or trivia, I’m an idiot. Everything I know is trivial. I don’t know anything real.
Here’s the coolest part of that… if you were a slave, your owner could sell you for TWO retards.
ajooja: Meh… just take it. The results are crap anyway. If it says you’re smart then you can write a blog post like me, if it says you’re dumb, then you can say the results for internet quizzes are always garbage.
minijonb: That’s right, free market baby!
Ok, so I went through & took the whole entire test to prove to you how intellectual I is. And just when I thought I was done, & hit the finish button, it said I had to register to know my score. That’s when I hit the close button. I didn’t want to fill out a whole nother registration thing.
yllwdaisies: Oops. Sorry, I didn’t mention that. I used an email address I only use for spam to “register”… although I haven’t gotten any more email from them since I did this quiz.
142. that’s pretty high. did you cheat?
ignatiusdedd: Surprisingly no… but those things are crap. I’m semi-obsessed with how many different scores I can get on those IQ quizzes while actually trying. So far its anywhere between 110 and 152, which seems like a pretty big range, statistically speaking.
But if you want to believe I’m smart, I won’t contradict you!
Because we all know that internet IQ quizzes are dead-on accurate. ;-)
Eddie: Of course! Why wouldn’t they be accurate? In fact, why don’t they just let us take the SAT, ACT, GMAT, and GRE from our home computers? They’d still be dead-on!
Maybe you would have finished grad school sooner if you didn’t spend all your time in class looking at your own blog, isn’t that like laughing at your own jokes? anyway, way to make $7 this year from Amazon.com referrals, u da man now dog.
KKK: Oh wait. What’s that I hear? It’s the sound of me still graduating on time. Go team!
And being an Amazon affiliate is just a small fraction of my great blog advertising empire. I might break $30 by 2008. Who’ll be laughing then dog?