This is from my own home town paper. I’m a UK football fan, and I’m glad they had a successful year last year. But let me put a little context with this particular QOTD. A couple of UK football players, who happen to be brothers, had a little trouble with grades last spring. Their father [...]

I saw “The Simpsons” Friday night. We arrived twenty five minutes early, which is unusual for me. Usually I’m ecstatic if I can actually make it to opening night for a movie in time to get good seats. Turns out I wasn’t all that thrilled this time.
I failed to realize, when I decided to see [...]

My brother took this with his camera phone. Apparently one of his girl’s roommates likes to relax with a can of Miller Lite when she takes a shower at night. I mean, who doesn’t?
Although every time I try to enjoy an ice cold brewsky in the shower I can never get a good [...]

I found out where the picture for the “O RLY Baby” from. Turns out it’s from one of those cheesy clip segments they put together on America’s Funniest Videos. The rest of the clips are kind of corny. Except maybe for the one of the baby crawling around with a pretzel between [...]

I have no idea why I laugh out loud every time I see this picture, but I do. Damn baby is given me the evil eye. Well, either that or he’s trying to tell me he thinks what I’m saying is a bunch of bullshit.
What, you think I’m full of ca-ca? You’re [...]

Have you ever wondered what it would be like for your favorite childhood toys to become life-like and start shooting it up in real life? Well, after I watched Transformers this weekend, I knew what that felt like. When I first heard they were making the movie, I was all like, "Who's the director gonna [...]

I’m back at work after having a day off in the middle of the week. It sucks. It’s like having two Mondays in one week. I know Friday is tomorrow, but the weekend is only going to be two days long. Why, oh why, did the Fourth of July have to [...]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW0B1sipLBI I wish I had me a Theremin. Well, that and some musical talent. When I first saw the video I was hoping it would be Dangermouse playing the theremin, but I was to be disappointed. Although the dude playing it was pretty talented. If you're wanting to know what a theremin is, here's [...]