Beer in the shower. Why not?
July 26th, 2007 by mojotek
My brother took this with his camera phone. Apparently one of his girl’s roommates likes to relax with a can of Miller Lite when she takes a shower at night. I mean, who doesn’t?
Although every time I try to enjoy an ice cold brewsky in the shower I can never get a good rhythm going between sipping and washing my crotch. It never fails that I either get hot soapy water in my Pabst Blue Ribbon or a stray pubic hair finds its way into my forty ounce of Olde English 800.
Does anyone else have such an alcohol problem they feel a need to suck down a twelve ounce can of heaven whilst washing their privates?
I see your “beer in the shower” and I’ll raise you “beer and a cigarette in the shower”. My friend used to smoke AND drink while showering before a night out. He never came up with a good explanation.
ACW: That’s balls-to-the-wall ridiculous… although I’m sure a couple of my friends in college did the same thing.
i’d probably do a martini in the shower. or maybe a cosmo. does that make me gay?
minijonb: No not gay, just “upper-crustish”. Well, ok, the cosmo would make you gay.
I’ll admit to having a beer in the shower - but it was a situation where a beer and shower were tied for the 2 most refreshing things in the world at the time (dirty and parched). In general, I agree with you - I’m generally too busy washing something to bother drinking anything. If they came up with an auto-shower, I might add coffee to my morning cleaning.
The only thing that makes you gayer than a cosmo is ass lube.
On second thought - I think your brother is lying. There aren’t near enough products in that shower for it to be a female’s bathroom. Especially if it’s a multiple chick household.
Robguy: I’ve done it too… it’s just been a LONG time. Ass lube makes you gay?
I KNEW something was fishy! Now I’m gonna have to really question his picture-gathering methods
I have been known to do this, but I don’t think I’ve actually done it in the 10 years since I’ve been in college.
Eddie: Same here… Just doesn’t hold interest for me anymore.
I’m not lying. This girl is a minimalist when it comes to, well….buying her own toiletries.