Dizzle Searchizzle Bizzizzle

I was looking over the Sitemeter stats this morning and came across someone who had found the site using a search engine called “Gizoogle”. Apparently this person wanted to ‘make a gangsta tag’.

The funny thing is how the search engine translates the text of web sites into Snoop Dizzle Talkizzle. This is the text that was originally on the 2 posts:

“*Special Note: I will start including the ‘nsfw’ (Not Safe For Work) tag on posts … A bunch of fluff that only serves to make people think they’re more …”

And this is how the search engine reported it:

“*Special Nizzle: I wizzy start includ’n tha ‘nsfw’ (izzy Safe For Wiznork) tag on posts … A bunch of flizzay that only serves ta makes thugz think they’re mizzle …”

I don’t know why that is so funny to me. If I heard someone talking like that to be funny, I wouldnt’ give them the time of day, since its so old. But there’s just something about seeing them written out like this in a search engine that cracks me up.

And if you want to see the whole site this way, try this: Gangstas & Hugs Dizzle Stylizzle

I think my favorite ‘translation’ was the quote by Mark Twain:

“Dippin’ human is pathetic . Tru niggaz do niggaz. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow from tha streets of tha L-B-C. There is no humor in heaven.”
-Mark Twain, Follow’n tha Equator

[tags]search engine, links, funny, humor, translation[/tags]