Comments on: MySpace for God?

By: mojotek

mojotek — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 19:18:54 +0000

Goldie: Thanks for the link to the picture. Looks like Bebee really knows how to discipline her kids!

By: Goldie

Goldie — Mon, 12 Jun 2006 21:44:17 +0000

I went to check it… It is with great regret I have to inform you guys that Bebee is taken. She is married. And has kids. Here’s a real actual picture of one of her kids. Click on the link, you’ll be glad you did!
http://s83.photobucket.com/albums/j314/BSTURDEVANT1980/?action=view¤t=IMG_0494.jpg

By: mojotek

mojotek — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 14:29:02 +0000

thewatchlist: Ha! littlejesusfreaks.com would be hilarious!

JJ: “You promise? One hit and you’ll accept Jesus?” Hahahahahaha! Man, I could see a Comedy Central special following your progress as you slowly turn them.

By: JJ

JJ — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 11:41:49 +0000

I’d love to sign up on that site, become e-buddies with a bunch of them, then slowly try to turn them to the dark side while they all try to “save” me.

Webgirl: “JJ, The Churning worries us. All that depravity. You need to accept Jesus into your life.”
JJ: “Okay I will, after we rip a hit off this bong.”
Webgirl: “You promise? One hit and you’ll accept Jesus?”
JJ: “Yep. Then maybe you can pull a train.”
Webgirl: “I don’t get it.”
JJ: “You probably shouldn’t. Trust me, it’s fun.”

By: thewatchlist

thewatchlist — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 04:24:54 +0000

As for the fantastic grammer on the xian dating site, it is not their fault they have poor grammar. Jesus prefers his people be ignorant. If you don’t believe in flying donkeys or talking shrubs, you probably aren’t membership material for his club.

I think that meeting a good christian who is also a midget very difficult. LittlePeopleMeet.com is okay, but it is a shame that there isn’t a littlechristianpeoplemeet.com or a littlejesusfreaks.com or something like that.

By: mojotek

mojotek — Wed, 07 Jun 2006 12:42:17 +0000

Robguy: Wow, they really do? Man, talk about limiting your dating pool… :)

Dawn: Ha! I wonder what the results will turn out to be…

nicole: It’s sad that is true… I wonder if I’ve ever seen a really well designed religion-themed website.

By: ngregory00

ngregory00 — Wed, 07 Jun 2006 03:30:41 +0000

Wow, if the CHRISTIANS are making your site look bad then you’ve really punched a hole in the bottom of the barrel.

Hello, I’m a Christian and I endorse this comment. ;)

By: Dawn (webmiztris)

Dawn (webmiztris) — Wed, 07 Jun 2006 02:31:03 +0000

i love their poll - “what’s your favorite hardcore band?” lmao!

By: Robguy

Robguy — Tue, 06 Jun 2006 22:34:49 +0000

They have a Gay Evangelical Christian singles site too. I had to laugh when I first heard of it. Talk about a small pool. I guess they can love eachother surrounded by the hatred of Jesus.

By: mojotek

mojotek — Tue, 06 Jun 2006 14:49:31 +0000

Poobah: Hahaha! I’m reading the Google Adsense Ads on the page now, and they’re ALL for Christian singles.

By: Omnipotent Poobah

Omnipotent Poobah — Tue, 06 Jun 2006 02:58:40 +0000

Mojo,
I feel for you after you posted this. With all them Christians lookin’ for sacred hookups, the search engines are gonna loooove Ganstas and Hugs.

Let me know when you get an email from Beebee.