Madonna, the Material Ass Girl
I was watching a little MTV this morning before I left for work (that’s the only time they play videos anymore damn it!) and I caught the video for Madonna’s new single “Hung Up“. Of course the first thing I notice is her ass. She’s wearing some eighty’s dance outfit that let’s her rump shaker hang out a little bit in the back. Wow! And despite the eighties theme it’s one of the hottest set of gluteus bumps I’ve ever see on television. Then it dawned on me: how old is this biatch? I mean I remember getting semis from watching her videos before I could jack off.
According to her bio, she’s 47 years old. Hmm, now if I start thinking about that realistically, even though I’m not an undergrad anymore, she’s still old enough to be my mom. Hell, she’s only 10 years younger than my parents. I don’t care though. The only problem I have is that she’s ruining it for us guys that have to deal with real-world women.
There isn’t a man alive that wouldn’t want their wife to stay as hot as Madonna has into her 40’s and most likely 50’s. Don’t get me wrong, Madonna isn’t the hottest woman I’ve ever come across, but to have such a great body at that age is pretty attractive in and of itself. But she’s setting us all up for disappointment. I bet the majority of 40 year old woman could have pretty decent bodies too if they had a full-time stylist, trainer and nutritionist. It’s a lot easier to stay ‘motivated’ about keeping your body in shape when your paying someone to keep you motivated.
But, god damn! That ass! Oh, the humanity!
She’s come along way since her days of posing for Playboy with hairy armpits.
Defiantly a MILF
Snap! I remember seeing a few of those pics! Damn, thanks for brining back ‘not-so-warm-but-very-fuzzy’ memories.
Happened the other day…
…Just when I was done purchasing “My Humps” by Black Eyed Peas and was listening to that (my Nano) I saw this video of Madonna - probably not on MTV, because I don’t think they play music any more…
Anyway, Madonna’s video combined to “My Humps” lyrics… oh, boy I needed to lie down… I became dizzy
Yeah I hate that song… but its so damn addicting, I’ve had it in my head all day today.
“What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk…”
Yes… some of us can stay pretty hot, even at 50, and without personal trainers and nutritionists. Sometimes it’s good genes. ;)
panthergirl: Yes, you certainly are! Of course when I go back and read my post, I don’t remember it being that critical of “real world women” while I was writing it.
After getting a tongue/email lashing from my girlfriend (not the good kind), I realized I was a bit too chauvinistic in that post.
So hopefully I didn’t offend any of those real world women I appreciate so much!
ah yesssss. I once sang “Like a Virgin” in drag at a bar as a fraternity pledge. Actually I sort of narrated it instead of singing it, but the crowd went wild. thanks for the flashback, i think.
I plan to be hot at 50 and beyond.
And I’m not too shabby for 40 - even without a trainer.
;-)
I don’t think anyone is going to argue with you laurie… Maybe I should have refrained from sticking my foot in my mouth.
Wow I caught the video and yup, she looks hot. I couldn’t believe it. When I heard the song I thought ahh she’s washed up, but seeing that vid reminds you of why she’s fucking cool. I wasn’t even born when “Like a Virgin” came out!!
You weren’y even born when “Like a Virgin” came out? Wow… I’m not even 30 and I feel old.
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