10 Hail Mary’s and 5 Our Father’s My Son
Awwww suckie suckie now… I can’t believe what I’m about to present. Wait til you feast your eyes on Women Behind Bars! It’s a perverts dream come true. I found the link while surfing T’s blog ‘Fuck the Bullshit!’.
There is someone really special that I want you to meet though. Here name is Kelly. Kelly is a 27 year old cutie with bi-sexual tendencies and hazel eyes. Here’s a short description Kelly has written of herself:
Describe yourself: (see below)
I am a very young woman who has many positive goals for herself. I’m open minded, honest, and sincere but also need friendship or maybe more. I like to take things one day at a time and I’ll try anything at least once.Describe the type of person you would like to hear from: (see below)
Presently, I’m in an office service vocational class and I’m working on starting on some college courses while trying to get myself out of here.
Now I’m thinking this girl ain’t half bad. Either someone proofread her bio pretty well, or she paid enough attention in grade school to write kind of coherently. But there’s a little secret. Wanna know what it is? How about ‘Expected Release Date’. It’s 2024. God damn! How many people did this bitch kill?!?
But never fear, there are a ton of hot ass bitches in prison who won’t be 50 when they get out:
Brittany - (Bi-sexual)
Elaine - (Straight)
Misty - (Bi-sexual)
Trisha - (Straight)
Danielle - (Straight)
Jeannie - (Straight)
Julie - (Straight)
Karen - (Straight, In Kentucky, and RELEASED! AWESOME!)
Mara - (Straight)
Annette - (Straight)
Medina - (Bi-Sexual and a MILF!)
Eva - (Straight and a nice webcam pic)
Heidi - (Straight, but maybe its not best to use a pic with your kid in it for your profile)
I don’t know about you, but I’m getting a semi! I guess the only real drawback here is that a female that will admit she’s bisexual while she’s in prison is probably the same type that will slice your achilles tendon while you’re sleeping.
Aw hell, we’ve all got character flaws… so don’t be too quick to judge!
Oh yeah… and whoever is making money off this endeavor is sure in a hurry to do it. Here’s an excerpt from the main page:
Women prisoners need the good words of both men and women in the free world, just to keep them going on a daily bases.
[tags]humor, satire, crap, jail, pictures, funny[/tags]
I had no idea there were so many hotties in jail.
Oh man, that is some funny stuff! I bet they have someone editing their bios, as most are pretty illiterate.
2024? She’ll be nearly 50 and not nearly as hot after spending almost half of life in the slammer getting molested by lesbians.
Hey thanks for the shout out in your post! Im going to link you on my page if you dont mind.
In response to the phoenix (nice handle), I have to disagree. She will be twice as hot after getting out of prison, having been molested by lesbians. Where’s your head at man?
Phoenix: Yeah, 20 years of prison food and prison lovin’ isn’t probably gonna do a hell of a lot for her complection.
T: Cool, no prob. Couldn’t just steal the idea from you and not give credit. I plan on putting a link in my blogroll for everyone in the webring too.
burns: Actually, I think you’re right. There’s no tellin’ what she would do for a Klondike bar now.
Oh My God! “How many people did she kill?” That is just TOO funny. Unfortunately, the laws and sentences are so bass ackwards that her crime could have been something far less serious, even non-violent. I know guys doing 20 for possesion with intent. For real!
Peace…………..
Helen:
Great point! She might have just had a pound of weed on her, or been growing a few plants.
Seems absolutely asinine to lump people who do absolutely violent things to human beings in with people that are really just ‘meeting the demand’ of misguided souls that want to escape reality through chemicals.
I’m not saying its right on all counts, but to necessitate the same punishment as those convicted of manslaughter and murder just doesn’t seem rational.
Of course the majority are bi-sexual…..they’re in jail!!! Imagine the footage the security officers get a glance at. Now that “CAN” be hot, depending on the parties engaging in such activities. ;)
That’s a BIG “depending”, Deb. There were some scary looking females on that site… :)
Too bad they don’t list their crimes in their bios. I wanna know why the hell they got themselves locked up for.
hahahahahahaha
oh my god
that is some funny shit
Mic, I wish I could read and post on your blog at work… but alas, boobies would probably get me fired.