Blingedy Blingedy Boo

Quick, somebody hurry and get all the hot teenage girls out of Iowa! We may need to call FEMA!



13 Responses to “Blingedy Blingedy Boo”

  • Lauren

    That’s absolutely hilarious!



  • JJ

    Does anyone in Iowa actually use the word “bling?” That sign will just confuse the locals.



  • Mojotek

    I love it when organizations have a “GREAT” idea to connect with the youth…



  • Crazy Dan

    That can’t be for real. That is the lamest attempt of abstance that I have seen.



  • Dear Jane

    they probably don’t sell Hummer Underwear in Iowa, huh?



  • Mojotek

    They probably don’t… but they would make GREAT little cotton bikini underwear for chicks. Oh man, I just copyrighted that!



  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Said on October 24th, 2005 at 8:16 am :

    Wow, that’s brutal.I can just see the brainstorming session behind that one…”Well Morty, the reason our little lambs are not listening to the good word is because they are from the new generation. We need to connect, use the lingo of the day.” “Yes Morty, quite right, hmmm what is that word the coloured folks always use…blong? blink? blank?” “IT’S BLING MOTHA F**KA, BLING!!” shouts Leroy the custodian from out in the hallway.
    “Bling you say? Alrighty roo, people, bling it is.”

    ps-thank you for the indulgence, we don’t have signs like like north of the fence…thank god.
    CDN Beaver



  • Mojotek

    Now Beaver, don’t get the impression that this is how it is all over the place… it takes a very special bible belt community to put something like this up.

    And hell, I don’t even know if its real, it could definitely be a photoshop job.



  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Said on October 24th, 2005 at 1:27 pm :

    I know that the sign is not indicative of American culture as a whole, not to worry, just having a little fun. Ever been to Canada? Sounds like you’d fit right in around here:)

    Beav



  • Yacmed

    Anon- do you still have to take a test to “qualify” to begin citizenship in the great white north? Because 3 out of 4 tests say i am not retarded, what are my chances?



  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Said on October 27th, 2005 at 8:12 am :

    Beav: Pretty good my friend, pretty good, especially if you don’t have a penny to your name, lack basic life skills and have trouble saying “pardon me, my mistake”. :)



  • Mojotek

    Uh oh… sounds like we have some canucks giving each other a hard time.

    Yeah, I’ve been to Canada, but it was Niagara Falls… so it wasn’t very representative of the country. From what I gather, seems like I’d like it.

    Except of course for that whole Northern Latitude thing… but if there’s snow on the ground most of the winter I guess I’d get used to the cold. In KY it snows 5 or 6 times each winter, but it NEVER STAYS! There’s nothing worse than 4 months out of the year being wet cold and muddy.



  • FinnGirl

    You’re right. Niagara Falls is not representative. Toronto and surrounding area is pretty cool and provides a nice little cross section, lots of snow too. By the end of February I’m usually praying for brown and muddy, but that’s just me, shovelling your way out of your driveway every morning gets old fast. Nevertheless I love living here, wouldn’t trade it for anything.
    B