Cow rectum is the place to be
February 13th, 2007 by mojotek
My brother teaches at a high school in the area. He emailed me this picture from his school account. Apparently an Agricultural Sciences teacher emailed this one and more like it to the entire staff of the school. What? Was she proud her students were learning how to artificially inseminate heifers from trained professionals? I don’t know about you, but this is the last thing I want to see pop up in my Outlook Inbox at work. Well, other than transexual midget porn… yeah, that would definitely be worse.
Anyone else feel like chicken tonight?
Whoa, how bout that! I come by to check out your blog and I see what looks to be a scene straight from “Dirty Jobs”. Yikes. Lol. I think I’ll just have a salad tonight.
Glad to see you back and posting, though!
Tara: Yeah, definitely something Mike Rowe would be doing on camera… actually I’m sure he’s already done something like this on camera.
Could I maybe interest you in a transsexual midget coming OUT or the cow?
I have a whole collection.
TMI, huh?
How now brown cow?
Poobah: Hmmm… that conjures images of Ace Ventura crawling out of a Rhino’s ass.
Phoenix: I’m not sure how either…
Midget porn is HOT. But more on topic, I know it’s more expensive and possibly less reliable, but I wish they’d just let the cows screw. Bovine love!
Robguy: I always wondered why they wouldn’t just let them do it naturally. Hell, someone has to get the semen out of the bull anyway. Why not just let him make his own deposit.
Dude, Bridget The Midget is a hot piece of half pint booty.
And you totally just ruined my steak dinner tonight. OK, not really. I’ll still be eating steak.
Damn G how bout some new shit.
So I come to check out your shit because it’s been a while, and how ironic your last post is on my birthday!!
Anyway, I’ve seen midget strippers before. It was very fucking funny. Not attractive to me at all, but funny as hell.
And thank you very much for sharing the pic. I could’ve gone my whole life without seeing someone’s arm shoved up a cows ass and been just fine.
The Fat Boy: I’ll take your word for it on Bridget’s booty.
P: Your wish is my command.
April: Happy Birthday then! Mmmm… midget strippers. But were they transexual? That would have been sweet.