Gay and Lesbian Phone Companies are the Devil!

December 30th, 2005 by mojotek

I got this link from Teen Pulp about some unique phone solicitations that Eugene Mirman was receiving. I’ve just got to say he was absolutely brilliant for recording the conversations. You’ll have to listen to them yourself to understand just how funny they are.

My favorite claim is that MCI supports child pornography. Wow these Jesus-freaks are getting weirder and weirder about what they choose to oppose.

I’ve gone ahead and uploaded the files here if you want to listen to them directly.

[tags]Christian, religion, idiots, gay, lesbian, gay marriage, stupid, funny, humor[/tags]

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8 Responses to “Gay and Lesbian Phone Companies are the Devil!”

  • The Phoenix
    The Phoenix Said on December 30th, 2005 at 11:57 am :

    Holy cow! That is funny stuff. I wonder how “God’s Phone Company’s” rates are on domestical and international long distance.

    I didn’t know marrying children was legal in Canada.



  • Robguy
    Robguy Said on December 30th, 2005 at 11:12 pm :

    It’s incredible the lengths that some groups will go to…



  • Dear Jane
    Dear Jane Said on December 31st, 2005 at 1:22 am :

    It’s too late for me to have the sound on the computer, but this reminds me of some comedian that recorded telemarketers calling him and the disgusting and hilarious responses he’d give them. I’ll have to think of his name & post back…it is really funny.



  • ben heller
    ben heller Said on December 31st, 2005 at 4:49 am :

    This stuff scares me Mojo. Tell me it’s not real. Tell me it’s all a joke.



  • mojotek
    mojotek Said on January 1st, 2006 at 3:37 pm :

    The Pheonix: I’ve always wondered that myself.
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    Robguy: Yes, this is a front I had no idea they woudl try and launch an attack from.
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    Dear Jane: I know exactly who you’re talkign about because I’ve heard him on Bob & Tom before. You should definitely take the time to listen when you can though, since these are just as funny if not more so.
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    ben: I’m sorry… I truly wish I could say these were a joke, but alas they’re not. I think it’s our “Puritan Heritage” coming back to haunt us.



  • Dear Jane
    Dear Jane Said on January 1st, 2006 at 6:54 pm :

    The comic is Jim Florentine, and yes Big Daddy, I will take a listen



  • JJ
    JJ Said on January 2nd, 2006 at 2:19 pm :

    Holy shit. I love the end of the first call when he tells the lady he loves her. Classic!

    Eugene Mirman is a comic genius.



  • mojotek
    mojotek Said on January 2nd, 2006 at 8:05 pm :

    Dear Jane: Thanks! I could’nt remember his name.
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    JJ: I loved that part too… Makes me want to know what she thought about that.