Gonna’ Give it All 10 Inches
November 26th, 2006 by mojotek
My band, Mojo and the Rectum Wreckers, has just produced its first album titled “Gonna’ Give It All 10 Inches“. We’re a little low on our distribution budget, so all we were able to produce for this printing were cassettes. Here’s a picture of the first one off the presses:
Can’t wait to upload a few of our tracks for you all to listen to! A big thanks goes out to Family Porn Studios for believing in us and just giving us a chance to share our music with the world.
Well, that tape sure LOOKS good …
–david
David: Don’t it! The band and I are wondering whether we should do a special edition printing of the tape on brown plastic, instead of clear. Thoughts?
I love everything on Family Porn Studios! This is gonna rock. What’s the first single? =;-)
Dude, I totally fell for the joke. I really want to believe it’s the real deal. I swear I would buy that album.
In fact.. it reminds me of an idea I’ve been mulling around for months now. I want to write and record some home studio songs based on my most graphic/sexual/disgusting blog entries. The more disgusting the better.
minijonb: Due to overwhelming public opinion, the first single will be the track of the same name as the album: “Gonna’ Give it All 10 Inches” The second single may or may not be “Don’t Switch Holes Mid Coitus”, but our manager is still in negotiations with our distributor over that one.
JJ: It’s sad, but if I knew lesson one about making any type of music, I really would start a band called “Mojo and the Rectum Wreckers”.
As for the album idea… I think you might have an instant internet phenomenon. You could even come out with a video or two to ‘promote’ the singles.
OMG, that’s pure genius!
I don’t know why I haven’t filled out one of these cassette thingies. Everybody else already has.
OK, I tried commenting on your previous post twice but it wouldn’t go through. Phooey!
I’m gonna need you to provide me with a hotness rating on my new Flickr shots. Thanks much.
I want to see the video! Wait, maybe I have seen the video… Does it have Erik Rhodes slipping it to Jason Adonis? I don’t seem to remember any of the band in the scenes…
nicole: I’ll have to check out those new Flickr shots! You know how hot those AOL chicks are!
Robguy: OK, just from their porn names alone, I don’t think I want to know if they’re really sporting 10+ inches. I think they’d scare me too much.
my bum suddenly hurts. :D
Dawn: I have to say, it does take some getting used to.
Ah, it makes me remember my days as the drummer for Chuck Roast and the Potatoes and Pontius Pilate and the Nail Drivin’ Five.
Poobah: I like the sound of “Pontius Pilate and the Nail Drivin’ Five”… very historical of you.