Guts or Balls?
Just a little email joke I came across to start off the day right.
We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below:
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
“Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”
Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say:
“You’re next.”
I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.
Disclaimer: Gangstas & Hugs does not condone the use of said one-liners in any real life situation. Use of aforementioned lame-ass misogynistic punchlines with a real female is done so at your own risk.
[tags]joke, humor, funny, women, men, guts, balls[/tags]
My husband wouldn’t have any guts or balls left after he said either of those things to me. But they were both funny.
April: You got to comment! Awesome… Yeah, I would have figured you for a ball-taker. Only under the above circumstances, of course. :)
Hee hee, you and I share the same brain. I posted this before. HILARIOUS!!!
I think I need some more clarification on this issue. :)
I got that once via e-mail and laughed my ass off.
Either way, you really piss off your lady, she ’s going to rip one of those out of your body - balls or guts.
Yea I thought I’d seen this somewhere before. Still funny the second time around.
Everyone: I knew it was an email forward… just didn’t know it had been around that long. Well, at least all of you that called me out said it was still funny. What can I say… I’m easily amused.
Either way is a good way to get yourself shot.
;-)
Hey, I spend most of my time in the lonely underground caves of mars, so your joke was new to me.
Funny stuff!
So, I decided to put these in real life test over the past weekend. As they might work as a joke, my wife wasn’t that amused.
Fortunately, it was only in lower 60’s in Florida last night, so sleeping in my car wasn’t that bad…
Laurie: Yes, you may be right… but I still thin kit would be worth it.
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Zombie Flyboy: Well, good… then its not a total wash. Thanks!
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Rockyjay: Oooooohhh… I hope you read the disclaimer. Gangstas & Hugs can not be held responsible! :)