Linkapalooza - 1/23/2006
January 23rd, 2006 by mojotek
Every now and then I like to post a list of interesting links that I’ve found recently on the web. So today’s post will be a list of web pages you should take a gander at.
- Phone Wallet - This dude is so plastered he tries repeatedly to answer his cell phone by opening up his wallet and talking into it.
- Mario Remix - Play a number of old school Nintendo games with Mario as your main character.
- Nutty Friends - Guy is going to let his friend shoot him in the balls with a plastic pellet gun, and then takes it away from him and does it himself.
- Crazy Wack Moves - So super heroes are real? Jesus this guy can jump around like gravity is his little bitch.
- Funny Pictures - Isn’t one of John Gotti’s kids in this picture?, Ahh, ain’t faith a beautiful thing?, Snow Monster Kills Creator, Proof that celebrity is all you need to violate the laws of man, Naked grocery shopping
- Hero Machine - Make your own super hero from a list of all kinds of options. Courtesy of Fyre Goddess.
- Social Bookmarking for Wordpress - Ok, this is a little self-promotion, but I think the buttons are pretty useful. You can drop these buttons anywhere into your Wordpress posts in ‘The Loop’ and allow your readers to submit the posts to their favorite social bookmarking site.
- Definitions - The meanings of words you thought you already knew. My favorite: “SKELETON - A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.“
Now, in the words of Trojan Man, “My work is done here…”
I named my hero 12″ moose cock! What did you name yours?
So I just sang “Trojan Maaaan” like they do in the commercial and one of my co-workers shot soda out her nose!! YAAAAAY!!!
And I’m all for naked grocery shopping, but they could’ve put a better looking guy in the pic. Also, what guy would say, “Let’s go by the cold section to take pictures?” Doesn’t the cold make your thingy look smaller? I suppose that’s why his back it to the camera.
As for your comment about thinking the women in Venezuela are beautiful. I think there are beautiful women everywhere, and I can appreciate a beautiful woman just as much as a man. Women have such soft skin, a gentle touch, kiss more sensual, breasts which are wonderful, and an ass without hair. Who wouldn’t appreciate that?
i liked the definitions…thanks mojo…
Why on Earth would somebody want to be shot in the balls with pellets??? I thought the whole “Jackass” fad was over.
I love these links. Great job tracking them down. Might I suggest you find a way to help us beat these automated systems that have replaced the human beings at many big businesses?
Thanks again!
Mr.Peeves
http://thedailyticket.blogspot.com
http://makeyourblogmoney.blogspot.com
http://lifeannoyances.blogspot.com
“MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.”
That is SOOOOO true.
crazy_dan: I named mine Brutus.
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April: Ha! Glad your co-worker got a kick out of it. As for beautiful women being from everywhere, I couldnb’t agree with you more. But this: “Women have such soft skin, a gentle touch, kiss more sensual, breasts which are wonderful, and an ass without hair. Who wouldn’t appreciate that?” just makes me think perverted thoughts. :)
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Dear Jane: You’re quite welcome!
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The Phoenix: I could have sworn it was too… For the life of me I can’t figure out how the guy got so excited he had to take the pellet gun out of the other guy’s hand and shoot his own balls. Defies freakin’ logic man.
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Dawn: That was probably my second favorite definition.
Funny post.
Blogexplosion sent me. Just thought you’d like to know. Also, since I do a thing that’s vaguely superhero related it seemed kinda appropriate to say hi. Sort of.
That’s how definitions should be. The way even I can understand them.
As an example, the Dictionary provides definition for the word: “definition”; ” The act or process of stating a precise meaning or significance; formulation of a meaning” WTF? Who’d understand that…
with the person scraped off. heh heh heh
It’s MOJO!
Long time, no post (unless my feed has been flaking again). I was going through withdrawal!
And thanks for these links, homes. Hilarious!
Ben: yes, vaguely related… but still cool.
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RockyJay: I want them the same way… give me something I can understand damn it!
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Shane: Creepy, but funny, huh?
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ngregory00: I know… it has been a few days. I need to make sure to either post more often, or when I have the time to post I should write 2 or 3 so I can set them to post 1 a day. Hell, who am I kidding, I don’t have the willpower to do that!
Awesome! Thanks.