Mexican Gangstas, Cookie Toots, Yada Yada
December 22nd, 2005 by mojotek
Random thoughts for the day:
- I am now #3 on Mexican Google for searches of ‘gangstas’. Which is “Resultado 3 de aproximadamente 692,000 de gangstas“. Aye papí indeed!
- Farting will always be funny. My youngest brother (he’s 24) recently told me that if he was 80 years old, it didn’t matter who farted, he would laugh. And I agree with him.
- Cookie let one go the other day. Cookie has the office next to mine. I don’t know why she thinks I couldn’t hear her burn a hole in her office chair, the walls are just two sheets of aluminum with no insulation.
- Bourbon Balls actually have alcohol in them. So there IS a reason they taste like bourbon.
- My right knee looks like a grapefruit and if you play with it you can actually hear liquid squishing around inside.
- The internet is an enabler for my ADD personality.
- Sometimes I can smell my own butt right after I sit down.
That is all. Please continue with your day.
Omg hahhah
I love the fact that you tagged this post “Mexican” (among other things).
I used to work in an open office, with no cubicle walls. I often saw one female co-worker put her hands on her armrests and lift her ass off the chair just an inch or so. I assume she was either trying to ease out an SBD, or she was adjusting her ladyparts.
I’m guilty of work farting. Most of the time, they are silent, but I ALWAYS laugh. Which usually causes me to fart more. Aren’t they called the laughing farts?
What does your butt smell like after you sit down? Does it stink? Maybe if you washed it or wiped better, you wouldn’t smell anything? I don’t believe I’ve ever smelled my own ass right after I sat down. I’m going to try sitting and standing repeatedly until I smell something!
Yes, hearing someone else fart is funny, and farting and blaming it on someone else when everybody believes you is funny. The fact that my mother thought the F-word was Fart up until a few years ago is funny. But SBD’s are just not a laughing matter…ever.
When I need to fart at work, I take a walk thru the hall by the patient rooms.. that way, the smell is blamed on an incontinent patient or something. My bad! haha..
dd: Please say you’re laughing with me and not at me…
JJ: I’m seriously glad you got the subtle humor in that… And did the woman not know that people could see her do that all day long?
April: I think the butt smell is an echo of farts from ages past wafting up out of my seat cushion as I sit down. Sometimes it can be down right nasty. And yes, I wash it quite regularly… “swamp ass” can be a terrible malady.
Dear Jane: SBD’s are the funniest! Silent But Violent seems a more appropriate monniker though. Mainly because people can have such violent reactions to horrible gas.
Laurie: We call that “crop dusting”, and it’s an art form.
I wont ask why you wanna smell your ass, I just wanna say Merry Trishmas & Happy Holidays
You can smell your own ass??? I’m trying to figure that one out. Either your ass’s smell really carries, or you sit with your head near your knees.
It is possible to literally burn a hole with farts. A frat brother had a hole in his boxers from farting all the time. I don’t think he meant to create one in order to vent it, either.
Trish: Oh, I don’t like to do it… but thanks for the Merry Trishmas wish.
The Pheonix: Oh it comes and goes… and yes you really can burn a whole if you’re nasty enough.