Comments on: Mexican Gangstas, Cookie Toots, Yada Yada

By: mojotek

mojotek — Mon, 26 Dec 2005 22:20:52 +0000

Trish: Oh, I don’t like to do it… but thanks for the Merry Trishmas wish.

The Pheonix: Oh it comes and goes… and yes you really can burn a whole if you’re nasty enough.

By: The Phoenix

The Phoenix — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 23:22:30 +0000

You can smell your own ass??? I’m trying to figure that one out. Either your ass’s smell really carries, or you sit with your head near your knees.

It is possible to literally burn a hole with farts. A frat brother had a hole in his boxers from farting all the time. I don’t think he meant to create one in order to vent it, either.

By: trish

trish — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 22:45:09 +0000

I wont ask why you wanna smell your ass, I just wanna say Merry Trishmas & Happy Holidays

By: mojotek

mojotek — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 20:37:14 +0000

dd: Please say you’re laughing with me and not at me…

JJ: I’m seriously glad you got the subtle humor in that… And did the woman not know that people could see her do that all day long?

April: I think the butt smell is an echo of farts from ages past wafting up out of my seat cushion as I sit down. Sometimes it can be down right nasty. And yes, I wash it quite regularly… “swamp ass” can be a terrible malady.

Dear Jane: SBD’s are the funniest! Silent But Violent seems a more appropriate monniker though. Mainly because people can have such violent reactions to horrible gas.

Laurie: We call that “crop dusting”, and it’s an art form.

By: Laurie

Laurie — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 20:04:16 +0000

When I need to fart at work, I take a walk thru the hall by the patient rooms.. that way, the smell is blamed on an incontinent patient or something. My bad! haha..

By: Dear Jane

Dear Jane — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 18:21:43 +0000

Yes, hearing someone else fart is funny, and farting and blaming it on someone else when everybody believes you is funny. The fact that my mother thought the F-word was Fart up until a few years ago is funny. But SBD’s are just not a laughing matter…ever.

By: April

April — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 15:57:16 +0000

I’m guilty of work farting. Most of the time, they are silent, but I ALWAYS laugh. Which usually causes me to fart more. Aren’t they called the laughing farts?

What does your butt smell like after you sit down? Does it stink? Maybe if you washed it or wiped better, you wouldn’t smell anything? I don’t believe I’ve ever smelled my own ass right after I sat down. I’m going to try sitting and standing repeatedly until I smell something!

By: JJ

JJ — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 13:05:38 +0000

I love the fact that you tagged this post “Mexican” (among other things).

I used to work in an open office, with no cubicle walls. I often saw one female co-worker put her hands on her armrests and lift her ass off the chair just an inch or so. I assume she was either trying to ease out an SBD, or she was adjusting her ladyparts.

By: dd

dd — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 04:31:59 +0000

Omg hahhah