Mojo Mix

Mojo MixI was in Rite-Aid last night picking up a few items for my sick girl, and I came upon these lovelies. MMM-mmm-mmmm. I wonder what the secret is… what makes it SO mojo? And why does it have to be a mix to be mojo? If you added more raisins and less M&M’s would it still be Mojo Mix? If you took all the raisins out so it didn’t look like there was a cat turd in the front of the package, would it still be Mojo Mix? God, why do they play with my emotions??

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7 Responses to “Mojo Mix”

  • Dear Jane

    Mojo, I like how it’s the Large Bag. At least you weren’t buying embarassing feminine hygiene products at the drug store, or were you?



  • Webmiztris

    mmmm, that sounds good! raisins and M&Ms, huh? so what else does Mojo Mix consist of? I’m guessing nuts. Lots of BIG BALLS - I mean, nuts.



  • The Phoenix

    I think cat turd is a little bigger, elongated.

    Mojo mix…for when you’ve got a hankering for more mojo in your diet!

    Ever see the Phoenix Axe body spray??? Dude, we’re famous. Now where the hell is our endorsement checks?



  • Laurie

    so did you buy some, or what? ;-)



  • omnipotentpoobah

    Man! You can buy that stuff? And here I’ve been all along trying to make my own from scratch.

    Thanks for the shopping tip Gangsta. I want this sutff in my Christmas stocking!



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  • Mojotek

    Jane: Uhhh… no. And you can’t prove it. I confiscated the security tape.

    Webmiztris: Oh, yes… plenty of nuts.

    Pheonix: I think the turd might have been a little squished. And who can’t get enough Mojo?! And I’m already getting royalty checks… I think my last one was for $.0000000000000000124

    Laurie: Not yet… I’m trying to watch my girlish figure :).

    omnipotentpoobah: Yeah, making it from scratch is just WAY too time consuming…

    Jay: It is done.