Mojo Mix
November 23rd, 2005 by mojotek
I was in Rite-Aid last night picking up a few items for my sick girl, and I came upon these lovelies. MMM-mmm-mmmm. I wonder what the secret is… what makes it SO mojo? And why does it have to be a mix to be mojo? If you added more raisins and less M&M’s would it still be Mojo Mix? If you took all the raisins out so it didn’t look like there was a cat turd in the front of the package, would it still be Mojo Mix? God, why do they play with my emotions??
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Mojo, I like how it’s the Large Bag. At least you weren’t buying embarassing feminine hygiene products at the drug store, or were you?
mmmm, that sounds good! raisins and M&Ms, huh? so what else does Mojo Mix consist of? I’m guessing nuts. Lots of BIG BALLS - I mean, nuts.
I think cat turd is a little bigger, elongated.
Mojo mix…for when you’ve got a hankering for more mojo in your diet!
Ever see the Phoenix Axe body spray??? Dude, we’re famous. Now where the hell is our endorsement checks?
so did you buy some, or what? ;-)
Man! You can buy that stuff? And here I’ve been all along trying to make my own from scratch.
Thanks for the shopping tip Gangsta. I want this sutff in my Christmas stocking!
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Jane: Uhhh… no. And you can’t prove it. I confiscated the security tape.
Webmiztris: Oh, yes… plenty of nuts.
Pheonix: I think the turd might have been a little squished. And who can’t get enough Mojo?! And I’m already getting royalty checks… I think my last one was for $.0000000000000000124
Laurie: Not yet… I’m trying to watch my girlish figure :).
omnipotentpoobah: Yeah, making it from scratch is just WAY too time consuming…
Jay: It is done.