Mr. T has something to say
December 4th, 2006 by mojotek
My friend Mr. T has something he’d like to share with the rest of you:

If anyone knows the comedian who said this AND the movie he said it in, I will be your bitch for a week.
Don’t steal this one, make your own.

Way too easy.
It’s from the very same movie than this quote: “Bear and a rabbit were taking a shit in the woods. And the bear turns to the rabbit and says, “Excuse me, do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?” And the rabbit says, “No.” So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.”
So, who’s your daddy, bitch!
rockyjay: You’d be surprised how many people have no idea what I’m talking about when I start quoting that movie. Thank you for not giving it away completely either, maybe someone will have to do a little digging before they figure it out.
And yes, you can be my daddy this week.
Oh come on, you’d be my bitch even if I didn’t answer any movie trivia.
Robguy: Ok, you got me… guilty as charged.
Too easy!! “MMMMM, MMMMMM, Now why don’t you come over here and F- me up the A-” Eddie Murphy’s impression of Mr. T on Delerious.
“heard you been talking trash about me”
“no I didn’t”
“Maybe you didn’t….. Ima go beat up da fool that told me dem lies!”
B-Love: It’s good to know I’m not the only one that thinks “Delirious” was Eddie Murphy’s best work.