My Kingdom for a Chuckle
Ladies: It has finally come to my awareness that the real secret to a man’s heart is not through his stomach but through his ego. Specifically, finding him funny. There is not much that will inflate a male more than convincing him that he is consistently funny.
This does not mean however that a girl could fake it and get away with it. The line between patronizing and actually getting one’s humor is quite large; and to those who actually have a comedic streak, is easily visible. Now, for those that don’t really possess the funny gene, encouraging him is like telling a coke-head that they’re living life too slow and they need to take it up another notch.
Seriously, you know exactly who I’m talking about. The guys that tell a joke or try and say something real witty, and then they’re the loudest to laugh at it. So whatever you do, don’t laugh at a guy who is the only one who thinks he’s funny. Don’t do it because you feel sorry for him or you think doing so is a good deed. It does nothing but make him more obnoxious because it validates his pathetic sense of humor. And you can’t stop them either. So either walk quietly away, or ’spill’ a drink on him. Trying to convince one of these guys that they’re not really funny is like getting George Bush to admit he’s wrong.
But whatever you do, if your man is funny, make sure he knows it. Because you’ll be able to get away with all kinds of shit if you do…
you can get away with lots of shit, too if you can give a good BJ
Of course… just one of the many facets of a healthy relationship!
you are not funny {spill}, is that clear enough?
Yes, but its ok because you give great blowjobs.
Isaw your link from those commies over at left turn on bird street. I suppose that is a good place for you, after all you seem to be one of those left wing tree hugging type. Anybody who doesn’t like Bill O’Reilly makes me sick!
Wow Mr. anonymous… it seems to have made you so sick that you didn’t want anyone to know who you are! Amazing.
And would a true tree-hugging commie put a contract out on O’Reilly’s head? No, a tree-hugger would call for a music festival to get show their disdain for his kind, a la South Park.
Oh yeah Mr. Anonymous… since when did Elk Grove, Californians have a woody for O’Reilly. Seems like you’re a closet liberal, Mr. Left-Coast.
“Anybody who doesn’t like Bill O’Reilly makes me sick”
That’s the strangest thing I’ve ever read. Anyone who doesn’t like a particular grumpy balding TV personality makes Anon physically ill.
Odd.
did someone say woody?
Well, being that I’m a bartender on the side, I have to laugh at those @ssholes who think that they’re funny. It hurts me much more than you know!
Great post!
Oh Deb, I bet you got it worse than anybody else… bartenders, especially female, probably get to hear the most retarded people go on and on about how funny they are.
And yes, Ann, I said woody… sorry. I got myself a little excited too.
theres nothing worse than a guy who thinks he’s funny but really isnt.
actually nazi’s and cancer are worse.
that’s a great photo to go with your post! good work.
two antenna’s get married, when asked about it the momma antenna says “the ceremony sucked, but the reception was excellent.” Can we fuck now? i have to get back to work.
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