Picture - Pimp Hat Gets Violated
Well, my cat seems to have quite the libido despite the fact that he’s been sans balls for the last 3 years. He’s had his nasty way with about every blanket or fuzzy thing in the house so far. I don’t know about you, but I was under the impression that having one’s gonads cut off did a number on the sex drive. Am I wrong? If I was a eunuch would I still be a horny little bastard?
The picture you see here is of my cat, Smokey (short for ‘Smokey-Big-Nutz’), finishing himself off after having a little hump session with my pimp hat. Yes, its the same pimp hat from the Halloween party… and sadly it may never be worn again after seeing his performance on it.
And I did say Smokey was short for ‘Smokey-Big-Nutz’, AKA ‘Jackson-Big-Ballz’… and he lived up to those names when I first got him. But big-balledness is short-lived here in the ‘hood, as I had to keep him from sowing his wacky seed. So {snip-snip}, it’s just Smokey now.
I used to have a female dog (who was also fixed) that suddenly and inexplicably would start humping my daughter’s red vinyl bean bag chair from time to time.
When I asked our vet about it, she said she didn’t know wht, but added, “Maybe she just has a thing for vinyl.”
Eeeewwww!
lol.
thnx 4 linking back 2 me : )
omnipotentpoobah: We have a female Miniature Pinscher which ISN’T fixed… and its absolutely disgusting how much of a little slut she is, especially when she’s in heat. She humps everything; from arms, to legs, to the cat, to our old beagle.
The little floozy will stand in front of the other dog and ‘twitch’ her little poonany right in front of her nose…
this is why animals belong outside in the barn. Sorry mojo looks like you will need to come up with a new costume next year. That was a costume, right? Not your every day apparel?!
dear jane: Yup, maybe I can unload the hat on someone else who’s dead set on being a pimp for halloween next year.
And if I could get away with wearing it to work everyday, I just might…
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