SEO Gangsta Style
Well, it’s a day to be proud. As a blog writer, I can truly take solice in my ability to keep my blog at the top of Search Engine Rankings. Let me give you an example to let you know how this works. First off, the top 10 keywords that search engines have used to refer web surfers to my site:
- gangstas - 19.8%
- pictures - 4.2%
- hugs - 3.7%
- of - 2.6%
- strong - 2.3%
- pimp - 2.3%
- hand - 2.3%
- marhshall - 2.1%
- karaoke - 2.1%
- fred - 2.1%
So, if you type in “pictures of gangstas pimp hand strong fred marshall karaoke” Gangstas & Hugs is the #1 result on Google! Oh happy day. Who would have thought I would ever be in charge of a web site that had so much influence over search engines and the word “gangstas”? Just take a look here for different results for the keyword ‘gangstas’ (as of this posting):
- Google - #6
- MSN Search - #1 and #75 (The old site is number one, and the new one is WAY down the list)
- Yahoo! - #48
- Lycos - #38
- Teoma - #38
Well, you get the picture. I can’t quite put into words what it means to me to be so highly thought of in the world of gangstas. I mean, it’s not even a real word! So before I go tell my grandparents and mom about my accomplishments, can someone please point me in the direction of some helpful therapy web sites? Thanks, yo!
[tags]SEO, humor, technology, search engine, blog[/tags]
Wow, you’ve made your mark in internet history. But I know exactly what you mean. I must get 10 people a day looking up “longest nipple hair world record.”
Mom would be proud.
you are linked thanks for the comments. really thanks
Pheonix: Yeah, it’s kind of hard to be proud of what people are randomly coming to your site for (as in my site, not yours)… but I’d hate to change the whole premise of the blog just to make the search engine keywords happy.
Barnze is no 1 on google!