Comments on: Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Smoke

By: cutie number 1!

cutie number 1! — Wed, 03 May 2006 23:05:37 +0000

Smoking is awful no matter what, burning some one…… yeah burn me III WWWIIILLL sue you!!! IT’S NOT COOL AT ALL I rather live than die wheres your brains? use them and stop>>>get a better life and quit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: mojotek

mojotek — Mon, 20 Feb 2006 00:36:14 +0000

rice-n-chicken: I actually agree with you… when I go out, I still get the urge to light up when I drink.

By: arroz-con-pollo

arroz-con-pollo — Sat, 18 Feb 2006 20:15:16 +0000

Damn… I recently quit again and the one thing I like is not smelling like a stale smoky 24 hour OTB …other than that I miss the always good cigarette and alcoholic drink combination.

By: mojotek

mojotek — Fri, 17 Feb 2006 01:40:10 +0000

Robguy: A whole inch? Wow… I need to get the word out to ladies about that. “Non-smoker over here girls!”
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Phred: You lucky bastard.

By: Phred

Phred — Thu, 16 Feb 2006 22:40:08 +0000

Oh, I don`t know…I think when I light up , I smell like a beautiful Spring morning in the mountains, with all the little birdies and butterflies flying around. Just close your eyes and you can hear the bubbling brook flowing lazily down the hillside.
And Bastard is right…I knew a guy one time who Never smoked…and He died.

By: Robguy

Robguy — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 23:25:21 +0000

Ever since I read a blurb in Men’s Health about how the male smoker’s average penis length is an inch shorter than a non-smoker’s… when I see a guy smoking, I think about them having a tiny penis.

By: mojotek

mojotek — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 20:19:57 +0000

Dawn: You can DOOOO it!
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Tara: It would be a handy pick up line.
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Unfortunate Bastard: You mean I’m gonna’ die? Fuck this, I’m smokin’ a whole pack tonight!
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eric: I like the ninja idea… I think I might actuualy use that sometime.
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By: eric

eric — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 19:48:01 +0000

mojo i think you should add this as #11

smoking gives you a weapon in an arguement
having a dispute with your women of the night/hoes about health care or wages? nothing teaches them a lesson like a cigarette burn. or if you get into a fight and you know an ass kicking is headed your way. pretend your a ninja, blow a cloud of smoke and run like a bitch.

By: Unfortunate Bastard

Unfortunate Bastard — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 19:44:40 +0000

Breaking news!!! You die even if you don’t smoke!!!

By: Taramw30

Taramw30 — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 17:20:18 +0000

I don’t like dating people who smoke, and whenever I realize I’d like to get to know someone, I see a cigarette wedged between their fingers or between their lips. Gack.

I guess if I ever smoked (and frankly I’d rather inhale broken glass), it would give me an excuse to talk to a guy “Got a light?”

By: Dawn (webmiztris)

Dawn (webmiztris) — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 16:31:09 +0000

i can’t definitely relate to all of these…lol No matter how many times I quit, I start back up again eventually… I swear they put heroine in cigarettes!

By: mojotek

mojotek — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 14:30:38 +0000

The Phoenix: I actually feel sorry for them too… but if you actually see what a bowling alley is like if smoking is banned, you get a whole new perspective.