Word of the Day: Explicicated

January 31st, 2006 by mojotek

Pronunciation: ecks-PLIHS-ih-cate-id

Definition: (v.)(past tense) the opposite of implicated

Sample uses:

  1. I already explicicated that to you, I don’t need any more vodka.
  2. Having tried all his other options, Melvin explicicated to the jury that he was there that night because at that stage of the lunar cycle he turned into a werewolf.
  3. Baby Elizabeth explicicated caca all over her mother, who had made the mistake of feeding her strained tofu the night before.
  4. Not wanting to end up with a shank in his kidney, Jerome explicicated himself for putting human feces into the soup in the prison’s kitchen.

Go ahead and try it out today! See if you can work explicicated into a conversation with your coworkers and see how intelligent you sound!

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11 Responses to “Word of the Day: Explicicated”

  • Fuckkit
    Fuckkit Said on January 31st, 2006 at 11:55 am :

    Chances of me sounding intelligent as I struggle to pronounce this word: Zero ;)



  • ngregory00
    ngregory00 Said on January 31st, 2006 at 1:50 pm :

    You’re kidding me, right? I’m usually anal about grammar and spelling but this doesn’t sound at ALL like a real word!!



  • mojotek
    mojotek Said on January 31st, 2006 at 1:54 pm :

    Fuckkit: me either!
    ———–

    ngregory00: Oh it’s fake as hell… I made it up yesterday when my brother asked me in the middle of our night class why the implicit had “implies” but explicit didn’t have “explies”. So explicicated was born!



  • Frodo Corleone
    Frodo Corleone Said on January 31st, 2006 at 6:39 pm :

    I have found that sounding smart hurts you in the real world. When in doubt, play blonde.



  • Omnipotent Poobah
    Omnipotent Poobah Said on January 31st, 2006 at 6:53 pm :

    Mojo,
    When this turns into the new “truthiness” are you going to arm wrestle Steven Colbert for credit?



  • The Phoenix
    The Phoenix Said on January 31st, 2006 at 9:41 pm :

    After eating all that chocolate, I had no choice but to explicate in the toilet all afternoon.



  • realitycheck
    realitycheck Said on February 1st, 2006 at 12:07 am :

    Speaking of Colbert I thought I’d stop by and leave you all this link………my two favorite late night hosts on stage together, hell yes.

    http://www.devilducky.com/media/41013/

    and just to prove to you all that I’m a laid back kinda guy, here’s another for good measure, chuck norris style.

    http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1654325/



  • realitycheck
    realitycheck Said on February 1st, 2006 at 12:11 am :

    Conan and Colbert I mean, haha those guys are comic genius.



  • mojotek
    mojotek Said on February 1st, 2006 at 8:33 am :

    Frodo: Yup, nothing good can come of it.
    ———–

    Poobah: Well, my brother is now trying to say its “his” material since he brought up implicit/explicit… so I’ll have to kick his ass before I take on Colbert.
    ———–

    Phoenix: You’ve got the hang of it!
    ———–

    realitycheck: I loved the first one, but did Chuck Norris really make an appearance on WWE in full Texas Ranger get up? Wow, oh wow…

    And yes, comedy geniuses they are, although Colbert is almost funnier when he gets to play off of Jon Stewart. But I guess since he’s pretty talented he deserves his own show.



  • Yacmed
    Yacmed Said on February 8th, 2006 at 9:40 am :

    What I said was, is the opposie of implicate, explicate? and then you chuckled, added an extra “ic” and claimed the whole ordeal as your own joke. I want gooooooooooooogle ad royalties!



  • mojotek
    mojotek Said on February 8th, 2006 at 9:45 am :

    Yacmed: OK, then you get the $.17 I ‘may’ have gotten off of thise post. And maybe if you updated your own damn blog every once in a while, I wouldn’t have to steal your shit.