“You’ve Got Hate Mail”

I love it! I post about rudimentary issues for a week, and the hour I post anything about our beloved President, I get all kinds of comments from a self-righteous wacko. You’d think I was writing for the New York Times the way this guy was trying to “de-construct” my arguments.

Wait a sec… what arguments? The page says social commentary across the top does it not? This is what Bill O’Reilly does everyday on his show, although he might have a few more people paying attention. I don’t ‘report’ on a single thing.

I’ll go ahead and “de-construct” his arguments… oops, I mean talking-point rhetoric later. The topic I’d like to stay on for a moment is the reason behind ‘Christianrepubbie’s’ sudden outrage.

I already pointed out how I’m sure this blog didn’t get more than 1 hit-per-decade until I made the *gasp* mistake of giving an opinion about Ol’ Dubya. So within an hour of that posting, a user with the remarkable name of ChristianRepubbie, starts telling me how I should take my black ass back to Africa (that profile picture is gonna generate all kinds of great comments apparently). Hmmm… sound fishy to you too? Does that sound like an educated person who makes logical arguments and can interject thoughtful and meaningful comments into discussion?

I’ll tell you what it sounds like to me: A “successful” guy who goes looking for what he sees as “Liberal Communist BS” and tries to throw out the rhetoric he heard from his Baptist preacher and the Karl Rove sycophants, to make himself more sure about his position.

Well, I’m happy to oblige. Although he’s got me a little confused with somebody else when he asked me to get a job and get my “liberal demmie” self out of the political blog circuit. I seem to fail the pap-smear test when it comes to being unemployed and a liberal demmie. Man, has this guy got it all wrong! I mean, there’s a lot of honor in picking up trash! And my boss says he doesn’t hire those “Commie Bastard” liberals, so I must not be one of those either. According to my pay stub, my FICA contribution for the year is up to $37.81, so I’m all set for retirement!

He also mentioned something about his tax dollars supporting me while I’m on welfare. Wow! What a joke! I haven’t been on welfare in years! And he says he’s got friends reading the blog… AWESOME! I can’t wait to tell my mom how successful I’ve become. She’ll be so excited that I have the entire membership of NAMBLA reading my blog!