Looking Back - 9/21/2006

Looking Back: “Boobie Cocktail“ (9/22/2005)

Wow, the subject of strip clubs. Who would have thought I was writing about them a year ago? I remember writing this right after I got back from my business trip to Phoenix. After the business part of our meeting was over, we got to relax a bit and actually enjoy sunny Arizona.

We ended up going to this really upscale strip club called “Christie’s” about 2 blocks away from the resort we were staying in. It was me, my girlfriend, the husband of one of my co-workers, and his best friend. I was so impressed with the club that I knew I had to write a blog post about it.

So there you go! You pay cover to the club for both of you, bring a wad of ones, and then leave all randy and ready to go. And hell, your girlfriend might even comment on how some of the girls are hot or sexy. And you get to agree! Because she’s not threatened by them, and she knows you’re going home with her. So men, some way some how, you gotta start working the angle. And don’t just blurt out: “I want you to come with me to the titty-bar so they can feel on your boobies and I can think about that while we’re humpin’ later!” It requires a little more finesse than that, although my coercing only involved a “So, do you wanna go?” after I told her we were heading to a sleazy joint for someone’s birthday.

I have to admit, I’ve even gone on a “date” with my girlfriend to a strip club, as in it was just us two and we didn’t do anything else that night. And it was her idea. Yes, I’m a lucky man.