Lesbian bathroom sex in front of children is bad, mmmkay.
I’m not sure why two women in Florida thought the changing room was a good place to start munching carpet, but I’m betting they wished they chose a Port-O-Potty instead. In case the story hasn’t popped up in your feed reader, here’s a quick quote from the article:
“Two women in Seminole County, Fla., are accused of performing sex acts in front of children at a community pool bathroom while a third woman photographed them, according to a police report.
…A woman told police that she was walking into the bathroom with her children, and noticed Hernandez and Jimenez naked and apparently performing oral sex. She said another woman was photographing the acts.”
Another woman was taking pictures? Sounds like some lesbian triumvirate suddenly got all wet in the crotches while out for a relaxing day at the community pool and figured taking pictures of 2/3 of the triumvirate muff diving in a family bathroom would be a good idea.
Listen, I’m all for lesbian mouth on muff action. I’m also in favor of taking pictures. I’m even for holding the sessions in a bathroom. Where I draw the line is engaging in girl on girl poonany munching anywhere that a child might walk by.
So, bi-curious females of the world, let me give you a list of places where it’s acceptable to go down on your girlfriend:
- Bathroom stall at a night club
- Port-O-Potty at an Indigo Girls concert
- Your bedroom
- Her bedroom
- A Tent
- Creepy Uncle Rico Van with no windows in the back
- Port-O-Potty at a Tori Amos concert
- Port-O-Potty at a Dave Mathews Band concert
- Any locked room
- On set at a porn shoot with Gina Lynn
- On set at a porn shoot with Tawny Roberts
- Pretty much any locale that doesn’t include the words public, community or daycare.
I hope I’ve shed some light on this oft misunderstood subject.
This has been a Gangtas & Hugs pubic service announcement…
(Ahem) I mean “public”
Phoenix: No, you mean pubic.
Funniest post today! You got a way with words mate! ;) Cheers from Sweden!
Doubting Thomas: Thanks Thomas. And all the way from Sweden too. I wish I could read your blog. But I’m forced to look at all the pretty pictures and try and make up a story that fits.
I am sure your made up stories will do a good job matching the pics… :) Take care for now!
munching carpet
One of the coolest phrases ever invented - LOL
Although restrooms (with or without plumbing) don’t make me moist, I think I can understand the logic. I mean, if your pants are already down…why waste the opportunity?
Plus, changing stations have that little baby shelf thingy which is very practical.
It turns out my blog is quite popular with the lesbians. I’ll pass your advice on.
honestly, I can’t believe “Mojo’s bedroom” didn’t make the list. ;)
Hilarious!!!!!!
I’m of the opinion that women should always keep their clothes on :p
I’ve never understood the bathroom/sex thing. I know the excretory system and reproductive system have close proximity (even overlap) but bathrooms just aren’t sexy. Plus, when I go in a public bathroom, I’m going there for a specific purpose and I want what little privacy I can get.
They should have at least had someone watching the door!
Phillip: I’m not sure why it’s such a great euphemism, but it’s great.
Mist 1: Baby changing stations! There’s one I forgot.
Omnipotent Poobah: I wonder why that is… what do you know about lesbians that I don’t? How can I make my blog more popular with the lesbians.
webmiztris: Damn! Damn! Damn! I think I might have to edit the post… that’s just such an obvious answer to pass up.
Paula D.: I thought so too.
Robguy: I’m not really up on mixing my excretory processes with my reproductive ones either. And the bitch taking pictures definitely should have had door duty.
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