Rush Needs the Blue Pill
Its always funny when some celebrity gets caught in an embarassing situation. But its absolutely hilarious when that celebrity turns out to be Rush Limbaugh, the son of Satan himself. If didn’t already know, Mr. Right-Wing was detained by custom officials for more than three hours when they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession without a prescription.
When trying to find out as much funny and ridiculous stuff I came across this letter from Viagraholics Anonymous, which IS NOT a joke (source - The Seventh Sense):
An Open Letter to Rush Limbaugh
To Our Fellow Viagraholic:
We feel your pain. We’ve been there, and we too have suffered the humiliation and shame of having our lives torn apart by Viagra abuse.
Rush, it doesn’t have to be this way. We at Viagraholics Anonymous are here to offer you hope.
We faced our addiction and are now on the path of recovery. If we can do it, so can you. We’re your brothers, and we want to help you spare yourself any more suffering due to this insidious addiction.
We know all the games. Hiding the pills. Lying to doctors. Getting multiple prescriptions, or prescriptions in someone else’s name. We tried all the same tricks, and like you, eventually most of us got caught.
Rush, your experience at the Palm Beach airport was a wake-up call. Sometimes it takes a moment like this to shake you up and make you realize that you do, indeed, have a problem with Viagra. We call this “hitting bottom.” Use this opportunity to turn your life back toward sanity.
You can make jokes about it all you want; it’s your job, after all, to entertain people. But we know how you’re hurting inside. You can kid others, but don’t kid yourself - this addiction will destroy your life, your career, your health, and your relationships.
The first step in recovery is to admit that you’re powerless over Viagra. Then, with support from other recovered Viagraholics, you can break the hold and reclaim your life and your dignity.
Help is out there, Rush. All you have to do is ask. We invite you to come to a Viagraholics Anonymous meeting and join us. The choice is yours - our door is open to you.
I guess this is a lesson to all of us: No matter how stupid or evil you are, there will always be someone out there that supports you.
I’d attend a Viagraholics Anonymous meeting if I thought there was any chance of hot chicks being there… but there’s not so I won’t. = : p )
Hey, if people actually WORSHIP Satan then they’re obviously retarded enough to worship one of his little imps. ;)
lmao! and that’s for real? if I were a guy, the idea of going to a meeting where a bunch of guys with hard-ons were gathering would freak the hell out of me…lol
I’m just grossed out by the thought that Rush Limpbaugh has a penis. It must be difficult for his wife if he has to get viagra and go to hookers in the Domincan Republic in order to get off.
I interviewed his ex wife…she was disgusted by him. I can’t imagine that guy doing the nasty. Argh!
I absolutely cannot STAND that fat fascist f*cktard. I just about DIED laughing when I first heard the story the other night… and it’s been great watching Leno have a field day with Rush, too.. LOL
Did you hear that Rush tried to make a joke of it all by saying that he got the pills at the “gift shop in the Clinton library”? WTF?? HE gets busted, and he tries to blame it on Clinton… like everything else. Everything is Clinton’s fault. What.ever.
Viagraholics…hmmm.
I guess hard ons are kinda addictive. I mean the actual penis kind, not Rush.
Hellooooooo????
I just peed a little.
p.s how do we get our avatar on your site?
That letter is golden. So sincere and earnest that a late-night comdedian could read it and, with just the right emphasis, have the place rolling.
minijonb: I would do the same… but sitting around a table or room with a bunch of guys that may or may not have a hard on at the time would be a little too disconcerting for me.
nicole: Very true… seems anyone can be idolized these days.
Dawn: It freaks the hell out of me too!
Robguy: I have to say I was disgusted by the notion myself.
Pheonix: Oh man… did I miss the interview?
Laurie: Wow… he really tried to play it off with a joke like that? I bet his supporters ate that sh*t up!
Poobah: I think you’re right. I hope I never have to take Viagra to find out.
Phoenix: I’m here! I swear! Too much work recently has left me lacking in the blog department. Never fear, I’m still here!
mulk: Just head over to http://www.gravatar.com/ and sign up for an avatar. My comments section is integrated to pull your gravatar from their site when you leave a comment with your name and email/website address.
Andre: Hell yeah they could. Actually, I’d bet money some comedian is planning just that type of delivery right now.
mojotek: Congrats! You just made my 2006 fantasy blogging all star team.
I kinda understand him; it’s easy to get addicted to that extra half-inch Viagra gives. Not that I need that extra…
pitty the poor dominican woman who had to be violated