Of course he couldn’t really pick a worse movie, so I have no sympathy for the guy… but the basis for his thinking isn’t really all bad.

There are worse things the teacher could have shown. Besides, the little bastards probably learned more watching the movie than in a whole semester of “personal hygiene” classes.

Where do you expect them to get their info, the street corner?

April: That story is both a little creepy and awesome at the same time. Did you tell the guy’s wife you were glad your boobs looked the same?
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Frodo Corleone: Man, I can’t thank you enough for that knowledge!
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Laurie: Yes, pussies all the way… Maybe I’m old fashioned (at 27???) but I basically had to fight my own battles for everything as a teenager. If I screwed up, then it was up to me to fix it kind of thing…

Kids these days are pussies because of their stupid yuppie parents. :-P

Chucha is pussy in Spanish… as for Fuck, that’s a little harder to translate. Joder is more “fuck off” (No me jodas) or “fuck you” (Jodete)… if you want sex-fuck, I always use “te voy a meter la pinga” (I’m going to put my dick inside of you). A little clinical, but I feel that it conveys the proper message and girls like how it sounds.

April: Thanks for sharing

I can’t believe that a teacher would even think that movie would be appropriate to show to a class. That’s crazy.

I actually had a history teacher my senior year who was fairly young for a teacher(early to mid 30’s) who used to make comments about my breasts. He would be trying to describe his wife and he would say that she had pretty good size breasts, similar to April’s. I wasn’t really offended because I took it as a compliment. Anyway, he made the mistake of saying the same thing to another girl except the comparison was about her ass. She got really offended, told her parents and the dude ended up getting fired.

So the summer after I graduated a friend and I went to this secluded nude beach near where I used to live in Florida. I liked going there because it wasn’t as much of a meat market as the regular beaches were. Besides that there was mostly old or gay people there, so I didn’t feel too uncomfortable. Anyway, my friend and I were hanging out in the water when we saw a young couple walking on the beach. We were surprised because like I said, the beach was full of old and gays. I made a comment to my friend that the guy looked hot and had a nice body, but it was hard to tell what his face looked like because the sun was in my eyes. Then he started walking toward the water where we were, so I turned around because I didn’t want it to seem like I was staring. All of a sudden I hear, “April, is that you?” I was like, OH SHIT! I am in this water naked and someone I know is here. Some GUY I know is here. So I turn around and who do I see all naked with his ding-a-ling swinging back and forth? MY HISTORY TEACHER!! The one who got fired. The one who said my breasts were like his wifes. Yeah buddy. He was like, “Come meet my wife.” And sure as shit, her tits looked just like mine. I even got to see what her vagina looked like because she was laying spread eagle on her towel. They even moved their stuff next to ours and had a conversation with me like we weren’t naked. I called him Mr. Jones like I did in school and he was like, “Call me Gary.” It was weird. The whole thing was weird.

Just thought I’d share that story although it’s not really related.

Not to condone the teacher’s actions or anything. I’m just sayin.

Tubawench: Thank you! Hell yeah… now I can start cussing out all the soccer moms at the mall! “¡vete al carajo! tu chucha estas apestoso.” Ok, maybe not all that… but knowing all thows in Spanish will come in very useful.

http://education.yahoo.com/reference/dict_en_es/;_ylt=AnOfby8HOlGz0zbY.ySMtlr4s8sF

fuck (fk) vulgarismo

tr. & intr.
joder, coger

Idioms:
fuck off!
¡vete a la mierda!, ¡vete al carajo!
fuck you!
¡vete al carajo!
to fuck up
arruinar, estropear
to fuck around with
joder a, fastidiar a
s.
encamada

puss·y2 (ps)

s., pl. -ies
jerga, vulgarismo concha, chucha

damn, I wish I had had teachers that cool…