10 Things You Never Wanted to Know About Mojo…
Well, it’s been a little while since I’ve participated in a meme, but since Tara was nice enough to go ahead and tag me, I’ll play along.
1) What were you doing 10 Years Ago?
I was in my senior year of high school trying to figure out where I wanted to go to college, in addition to skipping class on a daily basis.
2) 5 Years Ago?
I was in my 2nd junior year of undergraduate school, and little did I know I wouldn’t graduate until my 2nd senior year.
3) 1 Year Ago?
Same place, ‘cept I was working part-time as a teacher and trying to decide if I should screw societal stereotypes and just start selling my body and become rich.
4) Five snacks you enjoy:
*Beef Jerky
*Teriyaki Beef Jerky
*Squid Jerky (Don’t laugh, they sell it in Japanese Markets and its actually good)
*Pistacchios
*Cashews
5) Five songs I know by heart but wish I didn’t:
Since I don’t know many songs by heart, I don’t know any that I wish I didn’t. So I’ll just list a few that I wish I didn’t know ANY words to.
*I Believe I Can Fly (R. Kelley)
*Hangin’ Tough (New Kids On The Block)
*Jump! (Kris Kross)
*Cold Hearted (Paula Abdul)
*That Girl is Poison (Bel Biv Devoe)
6) Five things I would do with a LOT of money:
*Own a house on each continent
*Buy a profitable company and have someone else run it for me
*Build the biggest Koi Pond in the U.S.
*Travel a LOT, as in visiting as many places as I can before I die
*Flaunt a lot of cash in my girlfriend’s face in hopes of convincing her to have a threesome; and as a backup I’d settle for just watching her have sex with another woman and then I get to jump in with her after they’re done
7) Five things I would never wear:
*A Speedo Swimsuit
*A mock turtleneck
*Leg warmers
*A shirt with its collar up
*A banana hammock (thong briefs)
8) Five things I should never have worn:
*Peg-rolled jeans
*Silk Shirts
*Almost any shirt that was made in the 80’s
*A pair of L.A. Gear
*A Speedo Swimsuit
9) Five things I enjoy doing:
*Keeping Koi
*Blogging
*Coaching Wrestling
*Playing Soccer
*Skiing (Although I didn’t go at all this year)
10) Five bad habits:
*Procrastination
*I don’t like to shave everyday, so I usually only end up shaving twice during the work week
*Not keeping my desk clean
*Not keeping my bedroom clean
*I try to get my girlfriend to laugh mid-coitus because it feels good. Seriously, you should try it. Oh wait, is that TMI?
11) Five people that must fill this out:
Meh… I have no luck with this, so if you wanna fill it, please do!
Every answer of mine would be beer. Even the music and fashion questions.
It goes without saying that Natty Lite is my bad habit of choice.
ZFB: Ahhh, Natty Lite. That brings back a whole host of undesirable memories…
Well thanks for filling this out! It was truly enlightening. Hehe..I completely forgot about beef jerky as a good snack. I live for those Slim Jims, they are very addictive.
I think I still have my Bel Biv Devoe cassette with “That Girl is Poison” on it. I need to dig that out, I liked it.
Tara: The songs actually not that bad, but I don’t really like that I know so many of the words to it: “She got a big butt and a smile… the girl is POISOOOOOOON!”
I cracked a joke once, during sex. Or, as it turned out, at the end of sex.
spoonfighter: Bwahahahaha! I’m glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I read your comment! You had me laughing out loud…
Yeah I am THAT angel LOL I must say I hate meme’s but I liked yours. I also think I liked your comment better on that useless men site. LOL yeah I read that! So anyways. Spoonfighter had a funny joke but oh so true~
oh god, yes, peg-rolled jeans. I remember that EVERYONE did it, and if you didn’t you looked like a total dork. When in reality everyone that WAS doing it was the dork! Hindsight is definitely 20/20!
So, are you going to be in trouble with the girlfriend, again?! mwahahaha
Funny, I know the words to every single song on your list.
I guess you like jerky. Doesn’t it giv e you gas?
If you think the laughing thing feels good…try having her cough…or sneeze.
When I got to the 5 things you shouldn’t have worn and read speedo - I didn’t even get a visualization, my brain just quit working.
I would rather wear speedos than admit that I know lyrics of a Paula Abdul song. But that’s just me and my “great” body.
… Wait! I do wear speedos…
Wait, wait, wait…you’re mad that you know BBD??? You’ve gotta be joking with me, man!!!
I can get with the beef jerky and pistachios. But I’ll admit, I’m kinda fearing the squid jim.
I must try squid jerky!!!
I’ve already tried a threesome. ;-)
I think knowing Bel Biv Devoe/ Paul Abdul songs and wearing speedos are the mark of evil. You are obviously some form of evil non-human thing………LOL
Angel: Well thanks! I always try to make my memes a little more entertaining than the average blog’s.
Dawn: I hated to even have to admit that I ever wore my jeans that way… but oh well, I know how many friends of mine did the same thing.
tubawench: Well, now that she’s read the post, I know for sure that I’m not! :)
Phoenix: Haha! I’ve already tried the sneezing and coughing method, but the laughing has always been more consistent.
Robguy: Yeah, it was probably as bad as your subconscious made it out to be.
Rockyjay: Hmmm… funny, I’ve never seen pictures of you in a Speedo on your blog…
nicole: Not mad… I just think my brain could use its memory resources a little better than wasting brain cells on the lyrics to “That Girl is Poison”. :)
Laurie: You definitely need to try the squid jerky… and we want details about the threesome!
Rice-wit-chicken: Yes, you might say that… but the Speedos were a one time thing when I was 13. They went in the trash the same day.
1. I need to try squid jerky next time I’m at the International grocery
2. What’s wrong with Bel Biv Devoe.
3. I need to be paid to have sex with another female. But only lots and lots of money.
Riss: I highly recommend it…
Nothing, I could just do without having the lyrics to that one song memorized. Oh, and I don’t even like R&B…
That’s cool. My girlfriend might be the same way… I’ll have to ask her.