I Told the Witch Doctor… [Part 1]
September 29th, 2005 by mojotek
Have I got a great slide show for everyone. It’s not everyday that you find footage in a camera of the thieves that tried to steal it. So in honor of their stupidity for recording themselves right after they stole it AND THEN being stupid enough to get caught, I’m going to put their mugs up on the internet for everyone to see. So lets begin:
This here fella didn’t get identified by name on the tape, but we’ll just go ahead and call him “Scar Face”. You know, because his complexion is so good and all.
A face only a mother could love. Again, no name… but he looks like a Ralphie. Apparently a younger brother of the next guy you’ll see.
A very disturbing picture. I guess the kid is pretty comfortable with his body!
What’s this? A stolen gun? And you’re filming yourself with it? You guys are good!
Do you even know how to use that thing buddy? Meet Todd, the “mastermind” stoner behind it all. 
Hmmm… apparently not. This a bullet hole the idiot shot in his wall between takes, “accidently”.
Todd doing a tongue trick for the ladies. Something about “I want your mom’s vagina”. Notice the bullet hole in the wall under his chin.
Now you really know why I call the guy Scar-Face. He’s the only guy on the tape that didn’t look as high as a kite.
Wait- These people robbed YOU—and had the nerve to take pictures? Are you kidding?
That kid is gonna give me nightmares…His boobs are bigger than mine. :(
Thank god it wasn’t personal property. It’s a lot easier to find humerous when the stuff was is owned by the company you work for.
And the fact that we got 90% of the stuff back doesn’t hurt either.
And yes, Ralphie has already inserted himself into my nightmares.
Doesn’t the idiot with the gun resemble Chris O’Donnell? LOL
What a bunch of dumbasses!
Glad y’all got most of your stuff back!
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