I Told the Witch Doctor… [Part 2]

I told you there was more. Here’s the second installment of the ‘Bungling Thieves’. Just for reference, these guys are in Phoenix, AZ. They’re either currently in jail or out on bail. And I’m pretty damn sure ‘Ralphie’ didn’t have anything to do with it. (And just in case you missed [Part 1])


Hey! Another stoner! And I think this one fancies himself a rock star… His name is Jeff, and he likes singing with nothing but a T-shirt on.Todd “The Mastermind” Krenzbopple on the phone trying to work some deals to unload the stuff.Jeff looks like he might have snorted just a bit too much.Jeff with some stolen headphones on getting ready to belt out a Christian song (I’m not joking).

The camera makes him shy so he has to turn the other way.

Oh wait! Jeff doesn’t have any pants on… maybe that’s why he was shy.

Oh Ralphie, you’re my new hero.

No Ralphie! Don’t go to the dark side!

Who knew squalor could be so inviting!

That’s it. You’re going to be my new profile picture.

Say bye-bye Ralphie!

So if you’re in the Phoenix/Tempe area on a business trip, be sure to lock up that technology equipment. You never know when the ‘Bungling Thieves’ crime syndicate might be looking to score.I never knew catching crooks on tape could be so funny!



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