Quote of the Day - Weird Definition of ‘Virgin’
I found this in my feed reader today from ‘Overheard in the Office‘ and I just couldn’t pass up writing about it.
Intern: I’ve never had butt sex. I’m saving it for marriage. Since I’m not a virgin anymore, I have to save something for my husband.
Friend: You’re so dumb. You should have done what I did. I ONLY have butt sex, so I’m still a virgin.
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Not only did I laugh out loud when I read this, but it hit particularly close to home for me. No, I didn’t know a girl this dumb, but one of my brothers did. And he got to enjoy the fruits of her low IQ.
I just can’t believe someone could really think of this as a ‘logical’ assumption. So, it’s OK to let some guy stick his cock up your ASS, but not that hole its supposed to go in?
What she’s really saying is, “I want to be pure for my husband, so until I get married I’m going to stand strong and only let guys stick it up my poop chute.” Yeah, your future husband is going to be SOOO glad you saved your vaginer all for him. He won’t have ANY problem with the fact you have to watch your fiber intake. You know, anal leakage and all.
lmao! it’s even called anal “sex”…how stupid can people get? wait, don’t answer that question. lol
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
Dawn: I guess I will refrain from answering that question… it could get very bad very quickly.
Pat: I thought you might like that one. :)
I hate to admit this, but I may have dated that girl at UK.
She wasn’t going for the whole “I’m saving myself” bit, but because she wasn’t “sure” if she was ready for the more traditional route. It all had something to do with her being a “feminist” and being empowered.
What can I say? It was the 70s and a very confusing time.
Emotional virginity is another side of physical virginity. One doesn’t complete without another.
Poobah: Wow… “empowered feminist” or not, your still a pimp to me, Poobah.
Sounds like your time at UK was pretty interesting. I’m going to have to bug you for more stories.
Virgin Man: I’m with you on that one. I think the whole concept of staying chaste, is for the body AND mind. So the logic the chick above displayed is about as flawed as you can get.
It’s amazing there are people that stupid.
“Anal leakage…” man, that’s so gross.
Phoenix: I apologize for the visual, but it had to be done.
I’ve heard of this kind of thing before; I hear it’s becoming a pretty common attitude among the youth of America.
All this “Stay a Virgin” vows that kids are taking. Apparently oral just ain’t good enough.
Mark: I wish I knew some of these girls in high school. I would have been happy to let them “keep their virginity”.
That is just hilarious.
Crazy: I’m glad I’m not the only one that thinks so.
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