Quote of the Day - Crotchless Pantaloons
May 21st, 2007 by mojotek
I wish I were making all of the following up. It’s just too disturbing for me to want it to be true.
What you’re looking at is a screen grab of this shopping page from Christian Domestic Discipline. And just so the actual quote of the day appears in this post:
“These split-crotch pantaloons keep you cool and comfortable while making your husband very happy.”
That’s right, you too can let your liquored up fundamentalist Christian husband get a piece without even having to take off your 18th century attire! I’m not sure what disturbs me more about that whole website, the fact that it correlates “domestic discipline” with Christianity or that pantaloons are worn by anybody, let alone for easy poonany access.
Link via [Metafilter].
Do they come in other colors?
I like the “short and sassy” ones listed below the “basic” pantaloons. soooo sexy!
Mist 1: Apparently you can get little colored ribbons on them. You can even have “Bubble Gum Pink”. I guess that’s an attempt to make then “sexier”.
webmiztris: Sad how that’s the case isn’t it… I wonder how many men fantasize about short and sassy crotchless pantaloons when they whack off.
The whole thing just seems like one big-ass oxymoron.
I wouldn’t wear them; I know they’d make my butt look big. Also, I think the one w/ the ribbons are waaay too slutty. I wouldn’t be caught outside of my private shower w/ those on!
Um, complete afterthought…
Why were you even at that website looking at the sexy/risqué pantaloons? Are you shopping for your someone special? Is her b-day coming up?
Phoenix: Yeah. It doesn’t seem like any of those concepts should go together.
yllwdaisies: I’m with you on the ribbons just making them WAY too slutty.
And to answer your question, I found the link at Metafilter, so I definitely have an excuse to be perusing such a provocative website. :)
Crotchless Pantaloons sounds like a good name for my fantasy baseball team.
Dear god that is funny and sick. Thanks for the laugh!
WTF is the world coming too?/ LOL Better than the Holy Pajama site
ajooja: Damn! I wish I’d thought of that!
Shelly: You’re quite welcome.
tom: Holy Pajamas? Is that a literal or religious reference?
I think that if “Pantaloon Poonany” isn’t the name of SOMETHING (a rock band, a sports team, or an alcoholic beverage), it ought to be.
golfwidow: I’m thankful someone else thought that made a great name. I like your idea for an alcoholic beverage the best.
Here’s the scoop on Holy Pajamas and you finally gave me the answer on the Holy Lingerie!
tom: Thanks for the laugh!