My Soccer Game Against Drew Curtis
I played soccer yesterday. It was some adult league game against a team with purple uniforms. I played keeper. Guess who was on the other team. None other than Drew Curtis, the man behind Fark.com. That’s it. That’s all I have to tell you. I didn’t even talk to the guy.
Usually I have no problem going up to people like that and just introducing myself and saying hi. But I was in no mood yesterday. We lost to the team for no other reason than our defense decided to be as porous as Paris Hilton’s panties.
Plus some over-zealous middle-aged lesbian cracked my rib in the first half and it still hurts like hell. Yet the ref tells me to take it easy. Like I’m the one who put a knee into someone else’s midsection while running full speed.
Do you know how hard it is to get up and walk around like nothing’s wrong when you can’t breath and you’re afraid your lung might be punctured? So here I am, this 6 foot 220 pound goalkeeper trying his best to act like he’s having no problem standing up straight after stopping a one-on-one shot from Rosie O’Donnell’s newest recruit.
The kicker for my mood wasn’t that though. The real kicker was that we were winning 4-2 at the half but ended up losing 5-4. How does that happen? Well, like I said, our defense decided those guys in purple who were kicking the ball toward our goal weren’t worth trying to take the ball away from.
So there you have it. I played in an adult league soccer game against a team who counted on their roster a psuedo-celebrity, and I didn’t even say “Good game fark-man!”
45 days at least from july 17th. the wind of change is now a tornado
I love how you’ve already shaped our opinion of the opposition with your “…some team in purple shirts” comment. Set the stage for the rest of the post. ;)
Good to see you’re getting some exercises to downsize those manboobs. ;)
mulk: As cryptic as ever, but looking forward to your return.
nicole: I guess I didn’t think of how well that sentenced work… I’m glad you moticed it. :)
Robguy: I’ve been taking measurements of said ‘moobs’ for weeks now, and I’ve gotta tell ya, soccer just ain’t doing anything to reduce their size. Maybe I outta start Tae-Bo or something.