So I’m a Pussy Huh?
Well, I’ve gotten a few comments from this guy/girl/douchebag on the Bill O’Reilly post. With the name “realitycheck”, he/she/it first informs me how it’s completely ridiculous to claim O’Reilly looked stupid when it was Letterman who made a fool of himself. OK, fine, fair enough… everyone’s entitled to their opinion/asshole or whatever. So I just wrote him a quick reply about how that’s a moot point. Well, apparently, he was expecting some very engaging political discourse with facts and points backing myself up. So now I’m a pussy. Please have a look-see for yourself:
realitycheck (January 25th, 2006 at 3:14 am):
I can’t believe we’re all talking about the same show. Letterman made himself look like a moron. Conservative and liberal analysts alike acknowledge that letterman contradicts himself. Dave asserts no facts, instead he merely insists that o’reilly is just making stuff up. You might disagree with o’reilly, but at least he has a sheet of facts, dave just says “I wasn’t aware…..I think you’re making stuff up……..etc” In reality, its Letterman who dodges quetsions such as the “how do you think parents feel hearing sheehan calling terrorists freedom fighters” question. Letterman in fact admits defeat! He says “I’m not smart enough to debate you.” Also, “I don’t think you present fair and balanced” but then says “I don’t watch your show.” As far as applause went, the favor goes to Dave 6 times to 4. But if you were to just read their debate, Dave sounds like he should stick to movie stars from now on.Me (January 26th, 2006 at 9:29 am):
realitycheck: Whether Letterman contradicts himself or not is a moot point. It wasn’t a political debate. The Late Show is entertainment… and this interview really entertained me. “Admits defeat”? I hardly think so… he just admits that he isn’t clear enough on political facts to have a real debate with O’Reilly, something O’Reilly should admit at the beginning of every one of his shows. O’Reilly’s show isn’t about political discourse, it’s about providing entertainment for the hard right, and that’s all he does. He’s neither intelligent nor a great debater in the slightest. The fact that he tries to pass himself off as a journalist is what makes me so enjoy seeing him taken down a few pegs. He’s more rude and obnoxious every day on his own show than Letterman ever was to him in one interview.realitycheck (January 27th, 2006 at 3:09 am):
Typical ignorant response. You basically just changed the subject. You didn’t refute any proof/fact/reality that dave made himself look like an ass, you basically made an excuse “its entertainment”. Well gee, thats kind of called a smoke screen, you can’t call someone out on their politics, not back yourself up, and then say “oh its just a comedy show”. Thats called being a pussy, if you can live with that….well thats your perogative. By the way he does say “I’m not smart enough to debate you” he never says I’m not up on current facts. People who make excuses are losers in every facet of life.Me ( January 27th, 2006 at 10:55 am):
Let me list a few things for you since you brought up “losers in every facet of everyday life”:
- You left a reply on a post that was dated 20 days prior because it seemed to have irked you so much.
- You came back to check on said comment the next day so you could leave another trite response at 3 o’clock in the morning (like your first comment).
- I’m going out on a limb here, but I’m going to assume you like Bill O’Reilly and actually eat his drivel up.
- You called me a pussy in a comment on a blog you have probably never been to, that is, before you happened upon this post that seemed to have gotten under your skin so.
Soooo… I’m completely comfortable with you saying I’m a loser in every facet of my life because I don’t think I have to worry about shit. Especially when it comes to being compared to your sorry ass (please see 1 through 4). As for calling me a pussy, I can live with that too, because doing that in electronic form is something only people who have no recourse in the real world would do. I’ll go ahead and state the obvious that if you were standing right in front of me you would never say that to my face. Or, alternatively, if you chose to say that to me against your better judgement then, well… there are plenty of people that would say “I told you so.”
So, thanks, Mr. realitycheck… I think I like Bill O’Reilly now, and I’m so much better at debating a subject since you called me a pussy. Now, in the words of Frodo Corleone: ¡No me jodas!
I’m betting if he ever comes back and reads this post, he/she/it is probably going to think this is the part where I start defending myself and trying to back myself up. Not true. I already stated what I think in the first reply and could give a juicy dingleberry what he/she/it thinks about my debating ability.
The real point of this post is to focus on how pussies are so quick to call others “pussies and losers” when they’re on the big world wide web. It’s the same concept in video games online like XBox Live! If you put this technological buffer between people they revert back to uncivilized mannerisms in a heart beat. If this guy/gal/douchebag was right in front of me, I really believe they would never call me a pussy to my face, for one of two reasons:
- Common courtesy extended to fellow human beings, because we live in a civilized world.
- They notice that I am more than big enough to beat the ever living shit out of the vast majority of right-wingers (Stone Cold Steve Austin excluded of course).
I’m not a violent person at all. But I did grow up in a neighborhood where saying those types of things to someone while they were standing right in front of you meant someone was getting their ass kicked. So, having that background, I never write something on any internet forum that I wouldn’t gladly say to someone’s face. This includes all of my posts too… I would happily take the chance to have a little one-on-one session with Bill O’Reilly or Pat Robertson.
The lesson here is, boys and girls, drink your milk and take your amino acid supplements if you wanna be as bad in real life as you think you are behind your broadband connection.
*clapping for Mojotek*
THAT, sir, was a very good response. Many kudos to you!
Not to take your side because I read your shit daily, but honestly, anyone who takes David Letterman’s show and/or comments to the extent as (needs to get a) realitycheck, needs to pull the stick out of their ass. Get laid, smoke a bowl, do SOMETHING. The entire basis of Letterman’s show is for entertainment. He will take current events and world political leaders and make fun of them, for ENTERTAINMENT. Not because he’s unaware of what’s going on, but because that’s what he does.
Besides that, how can anyone take Bill O’Reilly serously with polls like this on his site: “If Judge Cashman is not removed from hearing criminal cases, will you boycott Vermont?” How the fuck can someone boycott Vermont? What a douche!
April: Why thank you! And O’Reilly has a poll on his site that says that? Jesus H. Christ… it never stops.
You big pussy! :)
I would just like to say that I do not smoke bowls. I haven’t done that since I was 19. It was just a suggestion to get someone to lighten up. Although, I don’t knock anyone who does smoke the wacky-tobaki.
Mojo,
I’ve had a few of these little dustups myself. I’ve actually found that the best way to deal with the viscious little fucks is to be nice to them. Stay calm. Stay reasoned, no matter how apoplectic they get. I DRIVES THEM CRAZY.
Got to love those haters though. They are good for a few good posts.
The exact same thing happened to me recently. Someone demanded that I “stop being a puss.” Two problems with their eye-opening comment:
1) it was in response to a post I’d written a good 2 to 3 weeks beforehand.
2) they posted the shit anonymously.
I love it when fools that have no semblance of balls in REAL life get online and start ripping new ones right and left.
Well I was gonna come back and apologize for calling you a puss (I drank too much at the atlanta thashers game that night) but now I see you’re challenging me to a fight on your website. Awesome dude, yeah you definitely exemplify civil discourse. Not gonna lie the fraternity house was laughing about that.
“The real point of this post is to focus on how pussies are so quick to call others “pussies and losers” when they’re on the big world wide web”
You challenged me to a fight over the “big world wide web” how incomprehensibly stupid do you feel right now? I’m 6′1 ft 205lbs and into boxing/tae kwon do and I was recruited to play div-iii football. Am I trying to make you scared? No. But when you say only puss challenge people they don’t know over the net well….lets face it you just did the same thing.
1. Look, here’s the thing, I’m not so much right or left as I am just very pro american. Right now the left in america is so desperate for some good news they’ll do anything, vis a vis you chopping up that interview in order to make it look like someone with whom you disagree politically lost an argument. Dude its entertainment and not politics why did you put it on a politically charged blog? That makes no sense. Honestly, bill drives me nuts a lot of the time, that whole boycott vermont thing is ridiculous. I get my girlfriend a vermont teddy bear every valentines day (damn which reminds me).
2. Speaking of irked, haha you made me the front page of your website, if anything it seems I have irked you.
3. I’ll take it back, sorry I called you a puss like that, and a loser (this is a fine website). Seeing your hockey team lose makes those 32 oz 5 dollar beers at the cnn center attractive (you should go sometime its great). So there it is, I drank too much one night and said something I shouldn’t have. Maybe you can take back the whole “fight” thing. Hopefully you and I can show all your friends over the net how two grown men (I’m 22 by the way) reconcile differences.
P.S. to the girl who suggest I smoke some of the good stuff, I prefer shrooms they’re a bit more smooth
realitycheck: I thought your second reply was quite different than the first, and hence my completely different approach to my second reply. As far as scaring me, don’t worry, I’m 6′0″ 220lbs and still coach a wrestling team… not that bringing up my own size has shit to do with anything, but yes, I will face it… maybe I did pull some psuedo-macho challenge bullshit with this post. Although I never did “challenge” anyone to any fight on the internet… so no, I don’t feel incomprehensibly stupid.
Let me start by saying what you just wrote was very well put and very rational… which I always enjoy reading, regardless of what stance someone has.
In response:
1.) I can definitely see your point, as I am not very pro right or left, nearly as much as I am anti-bullshit. But I will disagree that this blog is politically charged. As I wrote in my about section, I have admitted being poor at writing truly political posts, as it requires great amounts of research and dedication. I can appease myself by just staying as informed as I can so that said bullshit (from right or left) won’t catch me unaware. Yes, Bill drives me nuts all the time, but I will concede to you (although its not warranted) that if the O’Reilly/Letterman interview was in fact a debate, Letterman would have looked like a complete ass.
2.) Maybe, but I’ll never admit to it! Actually not as much irked as inspired me to write so god damn much…
3.) What? A compliment about the web site? OK, I’ll take it. Now this little paragraph explains quite a lot, since I was actually shocked at the difference in tone you used from the first comment to the second. I know what my mood is like after my team loses (especially if I was being raped over the price of beer), so I can relate to just saying/writing whatever the fuck I want at that moment. You apologized, I accept. As for taking back the whole “fight” thing, sure… but I never really challenged you to one. In hindsight, yes, the most effective thing would have been to leave zero responses and never post a damn thing about it. But machismo does get the best of us doesn’t it?
And as a final note… congratulations on making it to the front page of my blog! I will admit that half the reason I even posted this entry is that I know people like to read controversial shit. As for fighting, that shit’s way over rated… there’s very few things actually worth getting in a fight over anyway (yes it takes many years for this to actually sink in). Talking smack directly to my mom or my grandma might be one of those few things though. Anyway, please feel free to come back and disagree with anything else I post. If you don’t call me a pussy, I promise not to write cheesy testosterone-fueled entries…
heh heh, funny
I would just like to say a few things;
1. Is it just me or did Mr. Realitycheck contradict himself from the comment where he called you a pussy to his most recent comment? Didn’t he call you a pussy because you called the show “entertainment” which to him was avoiding the question? Then he said, “Dude it’s entertainment…….” and called this a political blog? Maybe it’s just me but he did contradict himself and this isn’t a political blog.
ANYWAY, now that we’ve all kissed and made up…….
2. I wanna see some 6 ft, 200 something pound men slather some baby oil all over their bodies and get some wresting action going. I have no problem with this. I’ll even be the ref or the chick in the bikini who walks around the ring holding the number over her head.
3. I’m glad y’all can come to an understanding. Because I think that Realitychecks girlfriend would be pissed if he decided to start boycotting Vermont and didn’t get he a teadybear.
4. We’ve established that neither of you are pussies. Why is calling someone a pussy an insult anyway? A properly maintained pussy is a wonderful thing, not an insult!!
I am the anonymous asshole who forgot to put in her information above. Yeah, I’m slightly retarded on Monday’s……..
Shane: Yes, in retrospect the whole thing is rather funny… or just plain sad if you want to psycho-analyze it.
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Anonymous/April: I was wondering who would have left such a great comment signed anonymous…
1.) He may have, but in the interest of keeping myself from looking like more of a putz, I won’t elaborate.
2.) Uh, lemme think about it…. no. Sorry, guys wrestling is about the least erotic thing I can think of.
3.) I agree… no one wants to let their significant other be deprived of such a warm fuzzy present.
4.) I guess it’s not a big deal at all if you don’t let it be… and YES, a properly maintained pussy IS a wonderful thing.
Re #2: I wasn’t asking for YOUR entertainment!! I don’t care if you find it erotic, I do, so get to slappin’ that baby oil on!
hee hee, just kidding. =)
Well, if it will keep you coming back to my blog, I’ll think about it. :)
Tee hee hee hee! This is a funny soap opera online!
Mojoteks a Pussy
Well Some guy calling himself realitycheck seems to think so.
I’m 6′0″ 245lbs and got recruited to Div Ia academic team, I play Halo 2 so i gotz mad finger eye coordination too. DON’T MESS WITH ME! and i can beat up mojotek
Yacs: About the only thing you can beat me in is Ping Pong and the occasional FIN 645 Exam…. Although you never kick my ass in either.
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