Comments on: The Cart Lady at Wal-Mart http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/rant/the-cart-lady-at-wal-mart/ Where humor comes to die Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:03:36 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Redskin http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/rant/the-cart-lady-at-wal-mart/#comment-49204 Redskin Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:47:34 +0000 http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/2006/12/the-cart-lady-at-wal-mart.html#comment-49204 LOL - I thought I was the only one who felt like this!!! But you know...they're all so right, so white, so prim, so proper. I went there the other day and turned down one of the food aisles. Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me...they were parked every which way! Some of them weren't even shopping, just standing there talking about PTA stuff. Pissed me off. And then they have the nerve to turn around and glare when you say excuse me. Like cockroaches. Yeeesh, get a life, you have to go to Walmart to visit with your friends? ...then they think just because they're wheeling around in one of the fat-scooterz, they have more right-of-way than you. Get off your fat-ass and walk and maybe you won't need the scooter anymore! Here's what I really hate. Redneck women, overweight, wearing those low-rise jeans and thongs underneath, squatting down to price out the baby formula or diapers or just getting their large ass in everybody's way. I mean, really! Nobody wants to see that stuff. Then they want to be noticed. They cooooome along and get right in front of you and pretend to read labels on the food. Pffft! As big as they are, I doubt they always read labels - get the hell out of my way! And if you don't notice them right away (ever notice this?) they'll make more of a pest of themselves. Like it just stings them not to be the center of your attention. They'll reach across in front you with their flabby chest in your face and say in a high-girly voice that you know isn't their real voice, "excuuuuuse me!" Pffft! Yeah. I work out and bust my ass on a treadmill so I can come to Walmart to notice some flabby redneck. Go home! LOL - I thought I was the only one who felt like this!!!

But you know…they’re all so right, so white, so prim, so proper. I went there the other day and turned down one of the food aisles. Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me…they were parked every which way! Some of them weren’t even shopping, just standing there talking about PTA stuff. Pissed me off. And then they have the nerve to turn around and glare when you say excuse me. Like cockroaches. Yeeesh, get a life, you have to go to Walmart to visit with your friends?

…then they think just because they’re wheeling around in one of the fat-scooterz, they have more right-of-way than you. Get off your fat-ass and walk and maybe you won’t need the scooter anymore!

Here’s what I really hate. Redneck women, overweight, wearing those low-rise jeans and thongs underneath, squatting down to price out the baby formula or diapers or just getting their large ass in everybody’s way. I mean, really! Nobody wants to see that stuff.

Then they want to be noticed. They cooooome along and get right in front of you and pretend to read labels on the food. Pffft! As big as they are, I doubt they always read labels - get the hell out of my way! And if you don’t notice them right away (ever notice this?) they’ll make more of a pest of themselves. Like it just stings them not to be the center of your attention. They’ll reach across in front you with their flabby chest in your face and say in a high-girly voice that you know isn’t their real voice, “excuuuuuse me!” Pffft! Yeah. I work out and bust my ass on a treadmill so I can come to Walmart to notice some flabby redneck.

Go home!

]]> By: mojotek http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/rant/the-cart-lady-at-wal-mart/#comment-43524 mojotek Mon, 25 Jun 2007 13:49:59 +0000 http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/2006/12/the-cart-lady-at-wal-mart.html#comment-43524 <strong>pissed redneck:</strong> Really? What McDonald's do you go to? And how often do you really go to McDonald's?<strong> </strong> pissed redneck: Really? What McDonald’s do you go to? And how often do you really go to McDonald’s?

]]> By: pissed redneck http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/rant/the-cart-lady-at-wal-mart/#comment-43446 pissed redneck Sun, 24 Jun 2007 21:46:31 +0000 http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/2006/12/the-cart-lady-at-wal-mart.html#comment-43446 i hate every time i go mc'donalds there's a fat white girl buying a black man with no job freakin food. i hate every time i go mc’donalds there’s a fat white girl buying a black man with no job freakin food.

]]> By: mojotek http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/rant/the-cart-lady-at-wal-mart/#comment-20528 mojotek Tue, 09 Jan 2007 14:23:58 +0000 http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/2006/12/the-cart-lady-at-wal-mart.html#comment-20528 <b>JJ:</b> It's kind of surprising what we're willing to accept when we're getting bargain. :) And Kellogg is on the bad list? I'm going to have to boycott cereal too? <b>Tara:</b> I'm glad you could laugh about it, or at least found it mildly humorous. That's what I aim for. Otherwise I'm just a guy who bitches on the internet about all the 'bad' stuff that happens to him. JJ: It’s kind of surprising what we’re willing to accept when we’re getting bargain. :) And Kellogg is on the bad list? I’m going to have to boycott cereal too?

Tara: I’m glad you could laugh about it, or at least found it mildly humorous. That’s what I aim for. Otherwise I’m just a guy who bitches on the internet about all the ‘bad’ stuff that happens to him.

]]> By: Tara http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/rant/the-cart-lady-at-wal-mart/#comment-20463 Tara Mon, 08 Jan 2007 20:25:45 +0000 http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/2006/12/the-cart-lady-at-wal-mart.html#comment-20463 And meanwhile, I'm sure a regular lane was going faster. That happens many times. I felt your pain and yet I can't help laughing. I can just feel the frustration you had. I have yet to be in back of motorized cart lady, but I've been behind some other dumb asses. And meanwhile, I’m sure a regular lane was going faster. That happens many times.

I felt your pain and yet I can’t help laughing. I can just feel the frustration you had. I have yet to be in back of motorized cart lady, but I’ve been behind some other dumb asses.

]]> By: JJ http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/rant/the-cart-lady-at-wal-mart/#comment-20455 JJ Mon, 08 Jan 2007 17:12:01 +0000 http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/2006/12/the-cart-lady-at-wal-mart.html#comment-20455 I'm with you, dude. I totally shop at Wal Mart from time to time. I got a badass plain navy zip up hoodie there for $9 just a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, it's evil, but I can accept that when I'm getting a real bargain. I also eat <a href="http://karim.gnn.tv/blogs/11333/Report_The_14_Most_Evil_Corporations" rel="nofollow">Kellogg cereals, drink Coca Cola products, and smoke Marlboros</a>. I’m with you, dude. I totally shop at Wal Mart from time to time. I got a badass plain navy zip up hoodie there for $9 just a couple of weeks ago.

Yeah, it’s evil, but I can accept that when I’m getting a real bargain.

I also eat Kellogg cereals, drink Coca Cola products, and smoke Marlboros.

]]> By: mojotek http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/rant/the-cart-lady-at-wal-mart/#comment-20453 mojotek Mon, 08 Jan 2007 17:00:51 +0000 http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/2006/12/the-cart-lady-at-wal-mart.html#comment-20453 <b>JJ:</b> Well, you've got to respect an organization that made itself solely on one factor: low prices. I think Wal-Mart is really the embodiment of 'evil traits' within our own population. The reason Wal-Mart has grown to be the largest company in the world is that their one and only strategy, "lowest prices", is what consumers demand most. You don't ever think of good service or quality products when it comes to Wal-Mart. It's "low price" on everything that comes to mind. And apparently, the U.S. and the rest of the world want that above all else. Personally, I hate it. I believe quality products and good service are worth a whole hell of a lot more than the typical consumer shows through their buying behavior. Wal-Mart will only stop growing/dominating when consumers start valuing other aspects of retail shopping other than low price. Unfortunately I don't see that happening any time soon. The only time I go into Wal-Mart is when I need to buy something within the next 20 minutes or I really need to buy something between the hours of 11pm and 6am. I wish I could say I never shop there, but my need for convenience outweighs my ethical beliefs at times. JJ: Well, you’ve got to respect an organization that made itself solely on one factor: low prices. I think Wal-Mart is really the embodiment of ‘evil traits’ within our own population. The reason Wal-Mart has grown to be the largest company in the world is that their one and only strategy, “lowest prices”, is what consumers demand most. You don’t ever think of good service or quality products when it comes to Wal-Mart. It’s “low price” on everything that comes to mind. And apparently, the U.S. and the rest of the world want that above all else.

Personally, I hate it. I believe quality products and good service are worth a whole hell of a lot more than the typical consumer shows through their buying behavior. Wal-Mart will only stop growing/dominating when consumers start valuing other aspects of retail shopping other than low price. Unfortunately I don’t see that happening any time soon.

The only time I go into Wal-Mart is when I need to buy something within the next 20 minutes or I really need to buy something between the hours of 11pm and 6am. I wish I could say I never shop there, but my need for convenience outweighs my ethical beliefs at times.

]]> By: JJ http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/rant/the-cart-lady-at-wal-mart/#comment-20278 JJ Fri, 05 Jan 2007 19:42:56 +0000 http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/2006/12/the-cart-lady-at-wal-mart.html#comment-20278 F that noise. Wal Mart is evil. http://www.walmartmovie.com/ http://fastcompany.com/magazine/77/walmart.html F that noise. Wal Mart is evil.

http://www.walmartmovie.com/
http://fastcompany.com/magazine/77/walmart.html

]]> By: mojotek http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/rant/the-cart-lady-at-wal-mart/#comment-20274 mojotek Fri, 05 Jan 2007 19:39:56 +0000 http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/2006/12/the-cart-lady-at-wal-mart.html#comment-20274 <b>Jeff:</b> I was just playing into popular stereotypes. Wal-Mart isn't "evil" per se... but the effect it can have on local economies can be difficult for citizens to take. Jeff: I was just playing into popular stereotypes. Wal-Mart isn’t “evil” per se… but the effect it can have on local economies can be difficult for citizens to take.

]]> By: Jeff http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/rant/the-cart-lady-at-wal-mart/#comment-20075 Jeff Wed, 03 Jan 2007 15:57:33 +0000 http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/2006/12/the-cart-lady-at-wal-mart.html#comment-20075 Now I know that I am going to be hated...but....WalMart is not that bad. Ok the people are and the workers are, but Sam Walton was not a bad guy. I am sure the new corp people are asses but for the most part wal-mart is a decent place. I watched the story on Sam Walton and Wal-Mart and he had good intentions. Plus he was run out of town when he first started. Plus around here there is a local grocery store that is making big gains in this market and others and for some reason no one seems to mind when they come in, build a monster store and put out the other local "hometown" grocery stores. Kind of 2 sided with the people in my area. But it is a comical event to head to a Wal_mart and just sit back and watch the poeple that are there! Now I know that I am going to be hated…but….WalMart is not that bad. Ok the people are and the workers are, but Sam Walton was not a bad guy. I am sure the new corp people are asses but for the most part wal-mart is a decent place. I watched the story on Sam Walton and Wal-Mart and he had good intentions. Plus he was run out of town when he first started.

Plus around here there is a local grocery store that is making big gains in this market and others and for some reason no one seems to mind when they come in, build a monster store and put out the other local “hometown” grocery stores. Kind of 2 sided with the people in my area.

But it is a comical event to head to a Wal_mart and just sit back and watch the poeple that are there!

]]> By: mojotek http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/rant/the-cart-lady-at-wal-mart/#comment-20069 mojotek Wed, 03 Jan 2007 15:41:08 +0000 http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/2006/12/the-cart-lady-at-wal-mart.html#comment-20069 <b>Robguy:</b> I'm pretty sure they're related. Wal-Mart is making all kinds of inroads into Asian and Pacific economies... So you can't escape the corporate villain even in Australia!! Robguy: I’m pretty sure they’re related. Wal-Mart is making all kinds of inroads into Asian and Pacific economies… So you can’t escape the corporate villain even in Australia!!

]]> By: Robguy http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/rant/the-cart-lady-at-wal-mart/#comment-20068 Robguy Wed, 03 Jan 2007 15:23:56 +0000 http://www.gangstas-hugs.com/2006/12/the-cart-lady-at-wal-mart.html#comment-20068 Walmart is EVIL. Never set foot in one again. Here we have "Big W", I'm not sure if they're an offspring of Walmart or Kmart or what... I haven't gotten into Australian eco-politics yet. Walmart is EVIL. Never set foot in one again. Here we have “Big W”, I’m not sure if they’re an offspring of Walmart or Kmart or what… I haven’t gotten into Australian eco-politics yet.

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