http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn1-M5Ze0p8 Yes, I'm posting another piece of internet voodoo that I myself did not create. But I'm pretty sure if you're reading this, you won't care that I didn't make it. You'll just be glad you thought it was as funny as I did. Be sure to check out how hard he really slaps him. [...]

My brother teaches at a high school in the area. He emailed me this picture from his school account. Apparently an Agricultural Sciences teacher emailed this one and more like it to the entire staff of the school. What? Was she proud her students were learning how to artificially inseminate heifers [...]

My friend Mr. T has something he’d like to share with the rest of you:

If anyone knows the comedian who said this AND the movie he said it in, I will be your bitch for a week.
Don’t steal this one, make your own.

My band, Mojo and the Rectum Wreckers, has just produced its first album titled “Gonna’ Give It All 10 Inches“. We’re a little low on our distribution budget, so all we were able to produce for this printing were cassettes. Here’s a picture of the first one off the presses:

Can’t wait to [...]

“We went to offer this cop a beer and he was passed out.” (from CollegeHumor)

You gotta give the guys that took this picture some credit. I may have found this situation funny, but getting close enough to take a picture with a flash was just asking for it. You can even tell that [...]

I just saw “Little Miss Sunshine” Friday night. It’s probably one of the best movies I’ve ever seen, I shit you not. I laughed a lot, I ‘almost’ cried, and I even peed my pants a little because the theatre where we saw it serves beer and I didn’t want to miss anything.

If [...]

meat face
Originally uploaded by tombland.
I wish I could find such a delectable lunch meat in my supermarket aisles. Imagine throwing a couple slices of this on some rye bread with saurkraut and thousand island dressing… mmm mmm mmmmmm! A Slappy Face Rueben!

Colbert’s Balls
Originally uploaded by mojotek.
Stephen Colbert used to be an accountant? Hell I’d have my taxes done here just on name recognition alone. How can you go wrong with Colbert’s Balls?
Taken outside of a drug store a couple miles from my house. Makes me want to go on a city-wide hunt for [...]

My brothers and some friends of mine went up to Louisville the weekend before last for our friend’s birthday. We ended up at this club called “Coyote’s”, which has about 6 clubs/bars under its roof. From country & western to hip-hop and eighties music, this place had it all. After a couple shots at the karaoke bar we all headed over to the 70s/80s/90s club. When we walked in, there were 4 people up on stage dancing to “Doin’ Da’ Butt”. They consisted of two girls that probably weighed over 600 lbs. combined and could have body slammed my ass. Another was a chubby middle-aged guy with his white NASCAR shirt tucked into his jeans. My favorite though was the last dude. He had this great ‘bowl’ haircut, an Insane Clown Posse t-shirt tucked into his black jeans and a goatee that was about a foot long. He new every word to the song and was rapping right along with the music while he was up on stage.

Who wants to try some of my delicious poppycock?

Yes, this is a real picture I took in a local drug store. Long live Poppycock!