What makes us fart? Turns out it’s all the good stuff you want to eat. According to LiveScience, the biggest gas-inducing food ingredients are sugars. Too bad sugar is in everything. Is there no escaping the gas? If only the Toot Tone were a real gadget.
“The answer may stink, but eating [...]

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In the name of all that is holy, why would you want to be jostling around in any liquid with this many people in it? Seriously? If I had to swim around in urine, I’d rather that urine be my own thanks.
I know this would only happen in Japan, but don’t they have [...]

I’m sure most of you have wished a time or two that you could let lose on some of your coworkers in a semi-violent or vengeful manner. Enter Faceball, the game where you can ridicule your colleagues under the pretense of clean, wholesome fun. So what is Faceball, besides being founded by John Allspaw and […]

I’m not sure why two women in Florida thought the changing room was a good place to start munching carpet, but I’m betting they wished they chose a Port-O-Potty instead. In case the story hasn’t popped up in your feed reader, here’s a quick quote from the article:
“Two women in Seminole County, Fla., are [...]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6cT-JSfdzM I hate Bill O'Reilly. So does Ludacris. Which means I relish every video I see like this. My favorite part is when 16 year old Jesse Lange actually gets O’Reilly to say, “But you took my quote out of context.” Bill will never quite get the irony of that phrase uttered from [...]

I’m… in… total… awe. Seriously? A cop uses weed he confiscated from someone to bake brownies and get high with his wife at home? And he gets so paranoid that he calls 911 and says that he thinks “we’re dead”? I can’t possibly point out how funny this is on so many levels. […]

I’m a “Universal Genius”. And I say that in the most humble way possible. But how do I know this? Well, I took an internet quiz of course! Check out the snazzy new proof of my intellectual prowess:

A 142 IQ isn’t that high you say? Well, I may not be [...]

I love my iPod. I’m not shy about that fact. So it comes as no surprise that I am sympathetic to the pain Kim Jong Il is about to endure in the coming months.
Seems the U.S. government is trying a new tactic to get the attention of North Korea. Apparently, those pesky [...]

I just found this via The Phoenix’s post about the subject, which is backed up by Australia’s Daily Telegraph. If this is true, then I’m going to cry. I can’t believe that the Crocodile Hunter is dead, and by a sting-ray no less! Here’s a quote from the paper:
He said Irwin had [...]

Its always funny when some celebrity gets caught in an embarassing situation. But its absolutely hilarious when that celebrity turns out to be Rush Limbaugh, the son of Satan himself. If didn’t already know, Mr. Right-Wing was detained by custom officials for more than three hours when they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession without a prescription.