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ICANHASCHEEZBURGER: Money in the bowl for Jesus


Alright, I was planning on posting a real commentary post this morning, but after seeing this, I thought I’d hold off until tomorrow. If you’ve never visited ICANHASCHEEZBURGER, then you haven’t been keeping up with your internet cliches. Maybe this picture will get you in the mood to go to church or something.

If [...]

Beer in the shower. Why not?


My brother took this with his camera phone. Apparently one of his girl’s roommates likes to relax with a can of Miller Lite when she takes a shower at night. I mean, who doesn’t?
Although every time I try to enjoy an ice cold brewsky in the shower I can never get a good [...]

The O RLY Baby


I have no idea why I laugh out loud every time I see this picture, but I do. Damn baby is given me the evil eye. Well, either that or he’s trying to tell me he thinks what I’m saying is a bunch of bullshit.
What, you think I’m full of ca-ca? You’re [...]

Maui Onion and Garlic Almonds Cause Halitosis


Yesterday was Easter. My girlfriend got an Easter basket when she went home to visit her mom. I was stuck at home working on a project for school, so I couldn’t go. My girlfriend’s mom is holding my Easter basket hostage until I come visit again. So I got to stare [...]

Office Wall Booger


A coworker pointed out this nasty little booger outside my office before I left on Friday. It was green with a hint of red. Seems someone must have had a little nose bleed problem before he or she flicked this puppy on the wall. I took the liberty of labeling the evidence [...]

Cow rectum is the place to be


My brother teaches at a high school in the area. He emailed me this picture from his school account. Apparently an Agricultural Sciences teacher emailed this one and more like it to the entire staff of the school. What? Was she proud her students were learning how to artificially inseminate heifers [...]

Mr. T has something to say


My friend Mr. T has something he’d like to share with the rest of you:

If anyone knows the comedian who said this AND the movie he said it in, I will be your bitch for a week.
Don’t steal this one, make your own.

Skull Tattoo on Da Face


Let’s say you’re one of those people that’s full of angst about life. Everything is hard. Life is misery, and there’s just no end to it. What do you do? Well, you could join a cooking class for one. Or you could go ahead and get an anatomically correct tattoo [...]

Gonna’ Give it All 10 Inches


My band, Mojo and the Rectum Wreckers, has just produced its first album titled “Gonna’ Give It All 10 Inches“. We’re a little low on our distribution budget, so all we were able to produce for this printing were cassettes. Here’s a picture of the first one off the presses:

Can’t wait to [...]

Blog of the Week - Bed Jumping HQ


After a whole host of problems, I think G&H is basically back to normal. Time for another Blog of the Week!
I’m a fan of general buffoonary, and when I find a blog that specializes in nothing but that, I rejoice. Take Bed Jumping HQ for instance. Its hard to imagine a blog [...]