Admittedly, I’ve found myself sitting on the john playing with my PDA and wondering what Gangstas & Hugs looked like on a mobile browser. I loaded it up, and it wasn’t pretty. You could read everything, but you had to scroll this way and that, and the sidebar overlapped in places. That [...]

It’s hard for something I read to make me laugh so loudly, but this quote did. It’s from a photo on Flickr from BinkyBoodle’s photo stream. Take a look at the picture and see for yourself why the first caption is pure comedy gold.

“I’ll take ‘Trolls Disguised As Women’ for $500, Alex.”
-Flickr user [...]

“We went to offer this cop a beer and he was passed out.” (from CollegeHumor)

You gotta give the guys that took this picture some credit. I may have found this situation funny, but getting close enough to take a picture with a flash was just asking for it. You can even tell that [...]

I went whitewater rafting this weekend. It was a blast. I’m still sore, even though we actually went rafting on Friday. So that just goes to show you how out of shape I am. We actually flipped the raft on the last class 5 rapid, which was scary for some of [...]

meat face
Originally uploaded by tombland.
I wish I could find such a delectable lunch meat in my supermarket aisles. Imagine throwing a couple slices of this on some rye bread with saurkraut and thousand island dressing… mmm mmm mmmmmm! A Slappy Face Rueben!

Colbert’s Balls
Originally uploaded by mojotek.
Stephen Colbert used to be an accountant? Hell I’d have my taxes done here just on name recognition alone. How can you go wrong with Colbert’s Balls?
Taken outside of a drug store a couple miles from my house. Makes me want to go on a city-wide hunt for [...]

I was checking the feed for Diggdot.us last night and found this interesting submission via Digg. Apparently there’s a very easy google query you can enter to find unsecured webcams on the internet. I’m sure these only apply to a certain type of webcam, but the coolest part is that you can control most of them. Well, that is when every other teenage hacker in the world isn’t trying to gain control of it.

My brothers and some friends of mine went up to Louisville the weekend before last for our friend’s birthday. We ended up at this club called “Coyote’s”, which has about 6 clubs/bars under its roof. From country & western to hip-hop and eighties music, this place had it all. After a couple shots at the karaoke bar we all headed over to the 70s/80s/90s club. When we walked in, there were 4 people up on stage dancing to “Doin’ Da’ Butt”. They consisted of two girls that probably weighed over 600 lbs. combined and could have body slammed my ass. Another was a chubby middle-aged guy with his white NASCAR shirt tucked into his jeans. My favorite though was the last dude. He had this great ‘bowl’ haircut, an Insane Clown Posse t-shirt tucked into his black jeans and a goatee that was about a foot long. He new every word to the song and was rapping right along with the music while he was up on stage.

I guess I had heard that getting butt implants was actually possible. I just never thought I would see anyone who had gotten some. Is this woman for real?

Who wants to try some of my delicious poppycock?

Yes, this is a real picture I took in a local drug store. Long live Poppycock!