This is from my own home town paper. I’m a UK football fan, and I’m glad they had a successful year last year. But let me put a little context with this particular QOTD. A couple of UK football players, who happen to be brothers, had a little trouble with grades last spring. Their father [...]

I was at my girlfriend’s mom’s house yesterday. Both of her nieces and her nephew were there. The little nieces are as cute as buttons. The older one of them is a doll and is as sharp as a whip. The younger one is cute and funny, except when she feels [...]

I wish I were making all of the following up. It’s just too disturbing for me to want it to be true.

What you’re looking at is a screen grab of this shopping page from Christian Domestic Discipline. And just so the actual quote of the day appears in this post:
“These split-crotch pantaloons keep [...]

I’ll have to thank a couple of my coworkers for this beauty. That is, whenever I’m stupid enough to let my coworkers know about this little productivity-waster I call a blog. Here’s the set up:
Coworker one walks into the office first thing this morning with a yogurt parfait from McDonald’s. I’m sure it [...]

David Amulet always has great satirical writing over at his blog, so its no surprise that I’ve snagged today’s Quote of the Day from one of his posts. Here’s the setup: a new island has formed in the South Pacific and there’s some speculation about what to name it. After giving us some [...]

I found this in my feed reader today from ‘Overheard in the Office‘ and I just couldn’t pass up writing about it.
Intern: I’ve never had butt sex. I’m saving it for marriage. Since I’m not a virgin anymore, I have to save something for my husband.
Friend: You’re so dumb. You should have done what I [...]

It’s hard for something I read to make me laugh so loudly, but this quote did. It’s from a photo on Flickr from BinkyBoodle’s photo stream. Take a look at the picture and see for yourself why the first caption is pure comedy gold.

“I’ll take ‘Trolls Disguised As Women’ for $500, Alex.”
-Flickr user [...]

Today’s QOTD comes to us courtesy of The Omnipotent Poobah Speaks.
“You get a few greedheads, psychotic killers, and NAMBLA members and they ruin it for the rest of us.”
-Omnipotent Poobah in Laying Down the Law
I don’t know if its possible to sum up the world’s problems in fewer words. Thank you Poobah, for so [...]

Here’s another one of those post categories I warned you about. Quote of the Day is going to be just that, a quote that I deem worthy enough to garner so much attention on any particular day. It could come from anywhere: a movie, song lyrics, another blog’s post, the mouth of someone [...]

A friend had an explanation for why some of the diaper dandies do what they do. Here’s her take on it:
Anal expulsive personalities that like to have butt sex to lose control of their sphincter so they have to wear diapers the rest of their lives… the only reason i know this is because [...]