Archive for the 'Rant' Category

UFC 75: Bisping vs. Hamill was bullshit


I’d been looking forward to the Michael Bisping vs. Matt Hamill match up since day one of The Ultimate Fighter Season 3. I actually couldn’t believe UFC 75 was going to be broadcast for free on SpikeTV. Hell, the Bisping-Hamill fight wasn’t even the top card. So I was stoked to watch three [...]

If I had rugrats, they wouldn’t watch Power Rangers


Have you ever sat down and watched a full episode of Power Rangers? Did you puke, or go into an epileptic seizure? I watched the second half of an episode this weekend because I was down at the lake and it was the only show on the only station that came in. [...]

I haven’t read Harry Potter, and I’m proud


I admitted in my post on pop culture that I’ve never read a single Harry Potter book. Never, nunca, nada. Little did I know I wasn’t the only person in the world who has never read a Harry Potter book.
Someone then suggested we start a club for people who have not read Harry [...]

Fourth of July on Wednesday sucks


I’m back at work after having a day off in the middle of the week. It sucks. It’s like having two Mondays in one week. I know Friday is tomorrow, but the weekend is only going to be two days long. Why, oh why, did the Fourth of July have to [...]

Why planning for fun sucks


AnonymousCoworker just wrote a post about how his summer social schedule has already filled up and it makes him feel all douchey when someones asks him if he wants to hang out Friday night and he has to pull up his calendar.
This got me to thinking. I feel the same damn way. Specifically, [...]

Mr. Smith Goes to Minnesota


I just got done watching a news conference where Tubby Smith officially accepted his new job as head coach of the Minnesota Gophers. I didn’t think I’d get as upset as I did, but seeing him in a burgundy and yellow tie was a little more than this Cat fan could take. I [...]

Why is buying a grill such a hassle?


I have a confession to make. I’ve been avoiding you, faithful readers. And one of those reasons is that I’ve moved into a new place with my lovely girlfriend. And such a monumental undertaking can be a bit stressful, and time-consuming. But let me wax philosophical about my most recent purchase [...]

Anna Nicole is gone, but I’m back


It’s been quite a while since my last post. I’m not exactly proud of that, but a lot’s been going on in mojo’s neck of the woods recently that is both directly and indirectly responsible for my brief hiatus. Most recently, my beloved Kentucky Wildcats couldn’t buy a three-pointer in a near-upset of [...]

Transporter 2: Just Too Much


I had the non-pleasure of watching Transporter 2 this weekend. See, the girlfriend is a bit of a Jason Statham fan, and as much as I hate to admit it, I really did like him in Snatch and Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels. That’s why she bought me Transporter 2 for Christmas. [...]

MySpace Gal Steals a Blog Post


I’m not usually one to make a fuss. OK, actually I am. And I couldn’t help myself when I came across this MySpace blog post. It’s a blatant cut-and-paste job of a brilliant write up on hangover cures I wrote exactly a year ago. As you can see from the screen [...]