I’m not sure why two women in Florida thought the changing room was a good place to start munching carpet, but I’m betting they wished they chose a Port-O-Potty instead. In case the story hasn’t popped up in your feed reader, here’s a quick quote from the article:
“Two women in Seminole County, Fla., are [...]

I just wanted to take a moment to express my new found admiration for Tweeker Chick. She has single-handedly written one of the most honest and thought-provoking posts in recent years. The blog post I’m referring to is “50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex“. She wrote it to sort of balance [...]

I found this in my feed reader today from ‘Overheard in the Office‘ and I just couldn’t pass up writing about it.
Intern: I’ve never had butt sex. I’m saving it for marriage. Since I’m not a virgin anymore, I have to save something for my husband.
Friend: You’re so dumb. You should have done what I [...]

Looking Back: “Boobie Cocktail“ (9/22/2005)
Wow, the subject of strip clubs. Who would have thought I was writing about them a year ago? I remember writing this right after I got back from my business trip to Phoenix. After the business part of our meeting was over, we got to relax a [...]

I guess I had heard that getting butt implants was actually possible. I just never thought I would see anyone who had gotten some. Is this woman for real?

I promised I’d write about why crotchless panties rock as much as mirrored ceilings. Well, you’re in luck because I’ve finally decided to share that secret with you. Actually it’s not a secret, crotchless panties just rock. There’s just something about a girl wearing evening wear that she doesn’t even half to take off that gets me all randy.

We’re going to have a little economics lesson today, ladies and gentlemen. You’ve no doubt heard your parents talk ad nauseum about how ‘cheap’ commodities were when they were young. You know, how a snickers bar used to cost a nickel. And how they bought their first muscle car for $1500 brand new. Well, things [...]