Archive for the 'Shopping' Category

Quote of the Day - Crotchless Pantaloons


I wish I were making all of the following up. It’s just too disturbing for me to want it to be true.

What you’re looking at is a screen grab of this shopping page from Christian Domestic Discipline. And just so the actual quote of the day appears in this post:
“These split-crotch pantaloons keep [...]

Why is buying a grill such a hassle?


I have a confession to make. I’ve been avoiding you, faithful readers. And one of those reasons is that I’ve moved into a new place with my lovely girlfriend. And such a monumental undertaking can be a bit stressful, and time-consuming. But let me wax philosophical about my most recent purchase [...]

The Cart Lady at Wal-Mart


I was doing some last-minute Christmas shopping recently, and I had the pleasure of doing it at my friendly neighborhood Wal-Mart. I was in kind of a hurry and only had a few items. The store was packed to the rafters with your typical Wal-Martians. So I decided my best bet was [...]

It’s Your Fault I’m Ghetto Rich


I mentioned how I went ahead and bought a 22″ widescreen monitor during my evening class yesterday, but there’s a bit of a back story to that. See, its a bit of a running joke that my youngest brother and I like to one-up each other with our home computer setups. Last week [...]

Buying Sudafed


I guess it’s just been a while since I actually bought the ‘real deal’ Sudafed, but I was pretty damn surprised with the process I had to go through just to buy a 24 pill pack of ‘Sudafed Maximum Strength’. See, I had already tried the Sudafed PE, which is crap. That shite [...]

Give us your gold idiot!


I saw a commercial today advertising “Gold Kit“. The basic premise is that you send in your “scrap gold” and this company sends you a check for the value of that scrap gold. They even claim in the ad that “shipping is free”! Wow, you mean to tell me I can hock [...]